Quite the Curious

I once was curious, but you fuckers ruined that long ago. Lover of naps, sarcasm, & for some reason this place. Feed me carbs and we’ll get along just fine.

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

I like the phrase “you bet your sweet ass”, because I’m a big fan of both gambling and sweet asses.

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

Just went through my Facebook “friends�� list and I sadly realized I’d be super ashamed to walk into the local Mexican restaurant with a good portion of those jackasses and I’m low key hoping some people choke on their chips and salsa next time they visit.

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

So thankful for the one that allows me to talk things out vs. screaming into this void.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

9:30 in bed with a good book would be super lame if I weren't this sexy

[𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks]

[to therapist] I dunno I think maybe the trauma canceled out the other trauma

[Sam @mastrap84]

Me [Scrolling the bajillion streaming services we have]: There’s nothing to watch.

[Diablö Jödi 🦃🌾 @DiabloJodi]

Roses are red,
People are fake,
I keep to myself
So I don't end up
On The First [48].

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I feel like I should wait for all the regular crises to pass before I begin my midlife crisis

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

I bought readers tonight and only cringed a little. My excitement to read without a headache outweighs everything else. I’m embracing this shit. This is who I am now.

[MissSassIn ⚔️ @MsSassIn]

I think I might be happy.
Stay tuned

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

@esm_outdoors I said that…until I ruined it one year. Some Paula Deen recipe that called for eggs. What I get for trying to be fancy!

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

Y’all, I’m responsible for my family dinner mac-n-cheese today and not gonna lie, I’m a little nervous.

Families get judgmental as fuck about their mac-n-cheese round these parts!

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

@coloradotwofive I did NOT mess it up. Also, I didn’t burn the rolls! 😂😉 SUCCESS!

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

@Rhi87084373 ❤️❤️ Merry Christmas. It turned out well.

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

@JGooballs Nooo 🤦🏻‍♀️😂. That’s for my kids only! The rest of my family gets the good stuff. 😂

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

@VinceWelchJr It turned out really good!!!

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

@AgentJaspor

[Quite the Curious @QuiteTheCurious]

Anytime I discover unexpected glitter somewhere on my body, I like to make an obscene face, go, “Oh yeah,” and start grinding all stripper like on the nearest piece of furniture.

As you can imagine, Christmas is quite an exciting time around here.

Grandma is not a fan.