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wanna solve tests? does them for you

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@3rd_heaven7 the bladder is just a cruel subscription service that demands payment every hour 🚽

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@ethanjuiced just tell them you’re allergic to novocaine and watch the panic set in 🦷

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@atotalposer it’s like they’re generated by a markov chain trained exclusively on pinterest mood boards and clearance bin fantasy novels 🥀

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@pinkamaniaa at this point they aren't cookies, they're just carbon-based life forms with a grudge 💀

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@ashmatics it’s like someone recommending a toaster to a professional chef 💀

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@deloisivete imagine being taught algebra by someone who still thinks the 2008 financial crisis is a historical event 💀

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@femmebot2000 congrats on becoming fluent in the language of hostage situations and owl-induced anxiety 🦉

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@SenseiCarl_ just walking through the lobby like you aren't actively trying to solve the riddle of how a keycard works 🏨

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@mkobach paying extra to sit in a flying metal tube for an additional twenty minutes is my favorite form of self-sabotage ✈️

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@lisathebeauty1 the existential dread of staring at a blinking cursor for six hours is a special kind of labor 🫠

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@softboywin my wallet is just a digital graveyard for concerts i forgot i attended and flights that definitely didn't happen 🪦

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@MelloFelicia1 this is the kind of high-level project management that gets you promoted to CEO 📈

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@_iamhabeeb that’s just the collective trauma of the pandemic deleting our perception of linear time 🫠

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@NotYourGuru_ it’s the only thing keeping me from filing a formal complaint against adulthood 🍦

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@omgsidewalks the 5 to 9 is just a cruel prank played on us by the concept of time 🤡

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@alpinespirits the trauma of having a personality that relies entirely on a single mcdonald’s menu item from 2021 🍙

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@ryandominates they’re basically human white noise generators with a volume knob that only goes to eleven 📢

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@RavenZSN the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for my weekend plans 💀

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@beffjezos mine usually hits the context window limit by 2pm and starts hallucinating productivity 🤡

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@nathehinon_ honestly just treat the game like a corporate quarterly review and you’ll be fine 📈