Midevenings Scope

Because Jay Miller spits fucking gold and nobody knows about it!!

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"Oh my god guys, I'm gonna be a whore!
I'm gonna be YOUR whore!
Finally I get to be whore.

*Whispers* so exciting"

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"Haha this baby is an idiot, she's afraid of her shadow.
She doesn't realise it's just the sun what a fucking idiot."

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"Shut the fuck up. I don't need no little kid telling me what to do. I'll look straight at the fucking sun" #eclipse

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"How do I watch this through a fucking cracker" #Eclipse

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"Oooh who's that? Sexy. Sexy time"

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"Bye then, I'm sorry that your uh voice sounds like your throwing up marbles um but it was nice ... bye"

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*i live in wolverhampton*

"You live in world of hamsters!?!?? I hope so, that sounds super fun"

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"When's Christmas? December 25th. It's not, oh 25 December...fucking idiots"

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*why do you write the date backwards in the US* "why do you write the date backward in the U.K. It's fucking dumb and the stuuuupid"

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"Guys! We did it! It totally worked, take that Internet

Guys, it's my dick in a box.....cat"

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*why can't I see or hear*
"Because your fucking deaf and blind you dumb fucking piece of shit"

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..."sometimes I forget that you assholes are so fucking dumb idiots.

Oh yeah there's also tickets to my show left so go buy them"

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*just put him in the box* "well if I put him in the box it defeats the whole fucking object if I put him in the box. Fucking hell....

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"I have to make an extra big box for my cat because he's a fat piece"

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"Guys these periscopes aren't funny any more. I'm barely funny anymore. I shouldn't say that until after my show, live I'm funny"

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Ladies

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"Guys I do not want to be doing this at 11pm. Fine, let's just fucking do this"

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"Jiggy, this is not about our show. I do this stupid fucking periscope. I know you sit on a fucking pillow but I don't I do this junk shit"

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"Guys what if smashmouth came on the radio. What if I smash the smash mouth CD. What if I mouth smashmouth. What if I smash my own mouth"

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"They're wearing matching sweatshirts. Do you think they wear matching sweatshirts for their grandparents. Let's get away from those freaks"