Nick young and co

This is a twitter feed of what Nick Young and company say. The good, the bad, and the rest

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"Sometimes I wake up immediately feeling awful, and the worst part is knowing that that's the best I'll feel all day."

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I told you, it's a hard life being this funny"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I've tried every kind of genitals there is."
*I'm working my way up to tentacles myself"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"Someone told me that they were beaten as children. I dunno, maybe they fuckin deserved it"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"If he says anything to you, I'm going to have to kick his ass. And nobody wants to get their ass kicked by a gay cripple."

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"This town has no by-laws, just a lot of bi guys."

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"Neil Osborne is my pale horse"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I want all of my midgets taxidermied in fear."

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"Nobody has ever fucked me while I'm alive, I hope they are least fuck my corpse."

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I am exactly drunk enough that I can close my eyes and feel like I'm in Missouri."

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I've known him for my whole life, and it was hard to watch"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I should have been born 75 years ago and died 45 years ago"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I hope he has kids and his kids die, so that I can watch him see his kids die. That's how much I hate him"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"It took me fourteen ounces of bourbon to work up enough courage to properly explain to this 70 year old man what a Bussy was"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"It's not a very big barrel, but we're at the bottom of it"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"You guys are the best white people I know, and fucking look at you"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I've fucked the cunt out of every set of pants I've owned"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I've had post-nut clarity that had me looking for one-way flights to Honduras"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I've been doing so many Kegels that I can piss in Morse code"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"My stage name is fist-shaped hole"

[Nick young and co @Quotesauce]

"I'm stacking up these twinks like the great queeramids of Giza."