Quotes of shs

Quotes I've heard in this miserable lifetime

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"Shut up Hunter, Vincent's eyebrows are perfect."
-Mr. Bovee

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Can we go play croquet in your yard? Do we have croquet?
-Doggett to Trevor

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*Mason poses Gayly*
Am I serving tea?
Or am I serving crumpets?
-mason hilleren

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I don't even know how women jerk off to be honest
-mason hilleren

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I threw my boxers onstage for the Backstreet Boys
-Tristian Duncan

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We didn't do anything tonight we just sat on the couch on our phones and didn't talk to each other
-Sophie
And if I could go back in time I'd do it again
-mason

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Is this how I met your mother? Or is it how I fucked your father?
-mason hilleren

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Curt: “I would never do crack”
Sophie: "Would you do it for a million dollars"
Curt: "I’d do it for two dollars"

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"We should be out there Phineas and Ferbing right now."
-Mason Hilleren

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"Yeah, he thought five nights at Freddy's was scary" (talking about Elias)
-Sophie
"Wait til he sees one night with me"
-Mason Hilleren

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"Some people need to feel the wrath of God......and I am his servant"
-Marlis Boord

[h @ipodmacbook]

if an ant hits you going 100000000 mph would you die or would it not matter

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It's gonna be the ultimate bender, they will sing songs about our bender!
-Steven Schmitt

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Sophie: They released it in 2010 (talking about veggies tales movie)
Mason: should we release Adam Fondell

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We're doing good. I'm listening to Shania Twain and drinking a bottle of Tito's.
-Trevor dalton (9:30am)

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We're like the avengers. We show up and people are like oh thank god they're here.
-Trevor talking about our friend group walking into the bar

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"Nothin hits better than the Zoey 101 theme song when ur clapped"
-Mason Hilleren

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You should call a suicide hotline and see if you can convince the guy to kill himself
-Elias Erickson

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Me: You don’t like Motley Crüe?
Zamor: I like them, I liked The Dirt
Me: The movie?
Zamor: Well I didn’t read the book

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Gimme that ass, cmon!
-Steve Schmitt

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Me: my dad abandoned me
Trevor: my dad came out of the closet
Me: well my dad came back