LucyQuotes

Lucy, formerly the Queen of Stinky Poops until I passed the crown to my baby sister, Grace. Currently, I’m the Dowager Countess of Toots. My Dad is hilariest

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Lucy: “Grace, where’s my blue brush?”
Grace: “I dunno. It’s on the roof.”

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“Well, the NEXT time I fall in the potty, I’ll make sure I dip in first and THEN go poopy”

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Grace’s thoughts regarding her Star Wars book: “I don’t weewy wike da torm toopers. I onwy wike Chewy”

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[Lucy sitting on our bed]
Dad: “Can you move, Lucy? I don’t want you tooting on my pillow.”
Lucy: *giggling* “Good suggestion!” *laughs so hard she toots*

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[Dad flies food on fork airplanes with sound effects to trick kids into eating]
Lucy: “This is more of a FUN table than an EATING table

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[listening to Hamilton]
Lucy: “They said Aaron Burr. We know an Aaron!”
Dad: “You’re right. Uncle Aaron.”
Lucy: “He’s my bestie”
@zomnombie

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Dad: “Lucy, how was school?”
Lucy: “Tomorrow the writing center is going to be closed because it keeps being a dis-grace! ... I’m not kidding.”

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Dad: “Gracie, you look tired. Lucy, what time did Grace wake up from her nap today?”
Lucy: “Um, I think around 3:30.”
Dad: “Oh, really? She slept that long?”
Lucy: “Well... I don’t really know how to tell time so I don’t know.”

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Nativity scene is very well attended at our house

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Mom: “These are pictures from IrishFest”
Lucy: “And that’s Christa of the yellow dress!”
@christahyson

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Lucy: “The ugly stepsisters are not very nice to Cinderella. Why?”
Dad: “Well, I don’t think they like Cinderella”
Lucy: “Is that why they make bad choices? Because the bad things seem right to them?”

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**Watching Harry Potter for the first time**
Lucy: “You know what, Mom? Even though Professor Snape isn’t very nice, I still like him”
Dad: “You are your mother’s daughter”
#AnnLovesAlanRickman
#RIP
#AfterAllThisTime
#Always

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Lucy: “Look Dad, blue porn.”
Dad: “...what?”
Lucy: “I see blue porn”
Dad, now concerned: “What are you talking about?”
Lucy: *points*

[Willie Arson @TeamDuffy12]

I watched my daughters for most of the day yesterday: I went to the zoo, had PBJ for lunch, took a nap, played Legos, and read Harry Potter.

In other words, the “living vicariously through my children” stage of life is awesome

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Mom: “Lucy, don’t these flowers smell beautiful?”
Lucy, being a bit of a turd: “No, I do not smell them, and even if I did, they would not smell beautiful”

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Dad: “Lucy, if you held your toots, do you think you’d explode?”
Lucy: *rolls on the ground laughing hysterically, then suddenly jumps up and looks worried*
“Wait! Are you kidding!?!?”

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L: “Daddy, maybe we could buy you some Legos so we can play together and you can use with yours while I play with mine”
D: “Lucy, let me show you something”
[shows Lucy 5 storage boxes overflowing with Legos saved from childhood]
L: *5 minutes of silence trying to comprehend*

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[Lucy, wide eyed in horror after literally pulling a hangnail off her finger]
“Blood! I’ve... I’ve got a blood, dad!”

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[watching the Indy 500]
“Mom, I really want to be a race car driver. But if I drive, will you sit in the backseat?”
#TheFastAndTheAdorable

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Lucy: “Grace, are you poopy?”
Dad: “No, she’s not”
Lucy: “Oh, I thought I smelled a stinky poop”
Dad: “Maybe you just tooted”
Lucy: “Oh that’s right. I did. Excuse me”