Midevenings Quotes

Jay Miller @midevenings - Arguably the most entertaining person on Periscope. He's huge in British. I DROP JEWELS LIKE PARAPHERNALIA!

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@playsavvylive I think k you missed us. I tried...

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@playsavvylive I can not join tonight's game. Is it a pay for play day?

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"You guys know...There's nothing I hate more than the possibility of success. Why?..."

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"Ugh. Hold on...lemme get this gay guy all wet."

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"Pepi...you relaxed?"

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"Pep...everyone is watching you. They know you're a plastic bag creep."

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"Why is it harsh...because I'm holding a mirror up to your weird freakness?"

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"It's all running down my ass. Son of a bitch!"

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"I'm telling you right now, if you don't want Salty Jay...go the f*** home."

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"Shrek is life. Shrek is love. Never spaghet." #tbt

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"Bed bugs are a thing in New York. If you come here, 100% you'll get bed bugs. Science!"

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"That's me.

That's me talkin' to you guys."

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"I really look forward to throwing this away so it's not another piece of garbage in my coffin."

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"Thank you so much for this fake award."

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"He so happy. He do good. He do good boy!"

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You know when ur a kid & your grandparents smoke all the time then your grandpa's like 'lick my teeth'? That taste?

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"Why did I show you that?

I want you guys to see all my flaw because I don't want any of you to like me anymore. It's what I do everyday."

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"I wish I could turn 60 and then my weiner retires. You know? And my weiner's like...I'm going to Florida." #tbt

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"I kinda lost a couple hundred in cash but I like to be +. That means someone had a pretty great day by finding a couple hundred $ in cash."

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Rules of @midevenings Periscopes:

4. "Absolutely. No. Dabbing."