KMS Quotes

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“We’ll talk to you Monday January 4th 2027.” — @kirkmin

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“We can get a @PlanetFitness membership if you want.” — @kirkmin

“The one near us is slammed.” — @davecullinane

“I would go to the one in Billerica.” — @kirkmin

“That Planet Fitness is the one I shaved my pubes at.” — @davecullinane

“Ok.” — @kirkmin

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“Alright we’re on here, Tuesday morning. Whatever this show is called, I guess it’s the @kirkminshow sort of. Every few weeks or so I’ll pop in and let you know I’m still alive.” — @kirkmin

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“I can’t thank you guys enough, it is the most loyal audience ever. There are shows much bigger but there is no audience more loyal. Impossible, it’ll never happen, ever. I’m proud that I built it.

We built something together and you guys are as important as I am.” — @kirkmin

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“I will continue to entertain you every week with @barstoolunnamed and @ProjBigScreen.” — @kirkmin

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“What the fuck

I literally just bought a @kirkminshow shirt for Black Friday.

I woke up I go what the fuck I had all these shows ready and this mother fuckers leaving.” — @martymush

“I should have thought of that when I was weight the pros and cons.” — @kirkmin

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“@BChickenfry will never have kids, god won’t allow it.

She’s a hideous horrible person on the inside.

This is a person that accused a person at @barstoolsports of being a rapist.” — @kirkmin

cc: @nickysmokess

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“@BChickenfry is hated within @barstoolsports. It was like @Kmarkobarstool all over again, this week people were reaching out to say they hate her.” — @kirkmin

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“I talked to @stoolpresidente about @patbev21, he said he’s not going to fire him yet. He did say if there is audio that comes out of him throwing his sister around that he says @BChickenfry is not a @taylorswift13 fan he’s fired.” — @kirkmin

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“@BChickenfry is enemy number one, I’m going to use @barstoolunnamed as a platform for that.

She’s a horrible person who took a shot at me when I was down.

But I got back up and I’ll take shots back at her.

She just lies about everything.” — @kirkmin

cc: @stoolpresidente

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“@BChickenfry is the worst, she’s worse than @Kmarkobarstool.

She would never have done that in any other circumstance, she took the opportunity when I was gone.

To be perfectly clear, I do not think she was ever offered money by Zac Bryan.” — @kirkmin

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“I hate @ryanwhitney6 after @barstoolunnamed last week. If I saw him in the street I wouldn’t look at him.

Just a zero.

Right now I don’t consider him a friend.” — @kirkmin

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“This is the last episode of @kirkminshow ever. This is not a bit, I’m not coming back in three months.

I love KMS, I just don’t want to do it anymore. I don’t want it in my head anymore.

You’ll see me every week on @barstoolunnamed but the show is done.” — @kirkmin

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“We’ll do a show today to be clear but for the last few months after Iowa I said I was going to take a leave, end of July beginning of August. My head has just been spinning lately and I think a lot of it is the @kirkminshow.

Im just kind of done with it.” — @kirkmin

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“@M0ntante didn’t take his hat off for the national anthem.” — @Trudell_DM

“Baby killer and he hates America.” — @kirkmin

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“When I retire, @stoolpresidente will give me the @kirkminshow RSS feed, I’m going to charge you losers $10 a month if you want to listen to the old episodes. I’m just going to retire on that. Nothing new, if you want to go listen to all old episodes they’ll be there.” — @kirkmin

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“My mind is always going. I’d rather be like @MikeMutnansky. He’s stupid, he doesn’t care that he has debt. He doesn’t care about his kids. He doesn’t care. He just goes through his life, he just cares about his next mini from @jerseymikes.” — @kirkmin

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“@franciscellis got tough through me.

The Celtics got past the Sixers, the Pistons got past the Celtics, the Bulls got past the Sixers.

I’m dead serious Francis should give me some of his winnings, he should give me $25,000 of that.” — @kirkmin

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“@megynkelly doesn’t have a brain in her head.” — @kirkmin

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“What a weird hill to die on, did he fuck 8 year olds? No. You wanna fuck 14/15 year olds, yes.

The extreme right are so fucking weird.

Why don’t @realDonaldTrump release everything.” — @kirkmin

“75% of his staff are connected” — @M0ntante

“And him.” — KM

cc: @megynkelly

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Megyn Kelly doesn't see Epstein as a pedophile, just a diet pedophile