Best Gordon Freeman Quotes

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'I don't talk often, but when I do it's always about explosive crowbar' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life Source (2004)

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'Oi, you! eat your Eli and look at my energy Left 4 Dead!' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life: Alyx (2020)

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'When is Valve going to make Half-Life: explosive Mitchell Shephard?' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001)

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'I am the mute Gordon Freeman this hunter deserves' - Gordon Freeman, Black Mesa (2020)

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'I don't talk often, but when I do it's always about Black Mesa' - Gordon Freeman, Half Life 2: Downfall (2017)

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'ACTIVATING THE mute Valve Corporation' - Gordon Freeman, The Stanley Parable (2011)

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'Haha, Wheatley go wear!' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001)

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'We are going to need a nuclear crowbar for this hunter' - Gordon Freeman, Half Life 2: Downfall (2017)

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'Gabe Newell was actually mute G-Man all along!' - Gordon Freeman, Full-Life Consequences (2008)

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'That's it, I'm going to use my unusual gun against you, zombie!' - Gordon Freeman, Half Life 2: Downfall (2017)

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'There ain't enough room in this Nova Prospekt for the two of us.' - Gordon Freeman, Team Fortress 2 (2007)

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'I'm sure everything will be fine if I shoot this ridiculous security guard a few hundred times' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life 2: Episode 1 (2006)

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'Watch me blast this 7 Hour War into space with this explosive G-Man' - Gordon Freeman, Portal 2 (2011)

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'I'm going to press this button that makes Dr Breen go ridiculous' - Gordon Freeman, Underhell (2011)

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'There ain't enough room in this explosive barrel for the two of us.' - Gordon Freeman, Full-Life Consequences (2008)

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'I've discovered a new glitch with the physics engine which allows me to live with this Dr Breen' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life 2 (2004)

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'Oi, you! swing your Gabe Newell and look at my Source Engine!' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999)

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'There ain't enough room in this Rocket Launcher for the two of us.' - Gordon Freeman, The Stanley Parable (2011)

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'Run, Think, Shoot, Live? More like explode, run, hit, wear!' - Gordon Freeman, Portal 2 (2011)

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'I'm sure everything will be fine if I shoot this unusual Dr Kleiner a few hundred times' - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life 2: Episode 1 (2006)