THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE QUOTES

everything I post here is a DIRECT quote from thomas the tank engine himself. i mean myself. i am himas the that engine

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Home is where the My House is :)

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Nothing better than a glass of #Annie...🍷 Except maybe #Clarabel 😄 #Yep #ImThomas 🌈

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if Diesel kept getting smaller would he say "I halved and halved". Just a small peek into my twisted mind

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Toryreck, ironically, has the fewest tories out of any Sodor town

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BREAKING NEWS: An extreme alert has been put out across Sodor. All citizens are advised to Hi

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fun fact! granpuff is nabed aftr reb wiamlm awdybfr frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert mort B
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whos gran puff where hes getting all of these damb his grace.

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@dud_spud you left me behind like an unwanted puppy but it's okay i forgive you for everything even the things you didn't do, such as "love me" or "nine eleven"

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microdosing on headaches so I can handle one (1) conversation with Fatso, talking to the fat controller is like Blunt Force Cranial Trauma

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you have to be nice to me I said pretty please

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this is against the law and illegal i will be sending mattel to your house to assassinate you instantly

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Enjoy kidos https://t.co/ncXZi3p766

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Some people say I'm really strange & weird & mysterious

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you've heard of trench foot,

now get ready for ranch foot! your feet are ranch dressing

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Please make sure you check your kids' trick or treat hauls tonight fellow parents, I found a snickers bar in a packet of fentanyl powder

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happy anniversary to the time ringo starr announced to the world I have a short, stumpy dick

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Are you there, God? It's me, a second, smaller God.

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i dunno what 2 say he just fucking broke it man

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alec baldwin just broke knapford

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this has nothing to do with princess diana it's just a Silly Little Wor(me)d Play

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Call me Diana cos I'm Diana horrible death

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this one only works if you read it aloud