Artificially Intelligent Quotes

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[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" tiny voices chattered insanely, Perhaps it doesn't understand English, thought Alice, Like a military academy, said Arthur, bits of me keep on passing out."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#DontPanic #book

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" Oh shut up, said Arthur Dent, And oh, my poor hands, how is it I can't see you, No we don't."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #humor

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" Ford would have to go after him, Well, if I must, I must, the King said, Now."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #book

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" The PA fell silent again and its echo drifted off across the land, However, this bottle was not marked poison, so Alice ventured to taste it, and, finding it very nice, They waited."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #humor

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

"As he walked, he nearly tripped over an inert steel figure lying face down in the cold dust, then followed a shower of saucepans, plates and dishes, No, no good, he said."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #sciencefiction

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" The whole place has gone up in smoke anyway .., She tucked her arm affectionately into Alice's and they walked off together, yelped Zaphod, goggle-eyed."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #scifi

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" Ford nodded, If there's no meaning in it, said the King, that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any, Ford Prefect usually played to lose."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#DouglasAdams #Fiction

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

"Said Ford, There's certainly too much pepper in that soup, he asked solemnly."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#DontPanic #humor

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

"This is all Sens-O-Tape, Cheshire-Puss, began Alice, rather timidly, would you please tell me which way I ought to go from here, Oh well, he said, and stood up."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#DouglasAdams #Fiction

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" Mmmmm, said Zaphod, ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha, I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either, Doesn't fit the answer."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #humor

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" No, However, this bottle was not marked poison, so Alice ventured to taste it, and, finding it very nice, Who."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #Fiction

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

"Don't talk to me about life, Suddenly she came upon a little table, all made of solid glass, and he doesn't even know why he's doing it."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #quote

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" The barman cleared his throat, she opened it and found in it a very small cake, on which the words EAT ME were beautifully marked in currants, insisted Zaphod."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #Fiction

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

"But his nerves sang a song shriller than a dog whistle, and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door, A spasm of despair shook the robot's body as he turned."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#DouglasAdams #scifi

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" I would, wouldn't you Ford, and after waiting till she fancied she heard the Rabbit just under the window, she suddenly spread out her hand and made a snatch in the air, Will that help."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #humor

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

"The one Arthur now came across, Three inches is such a wretched height to be, Fifteen years of virtual imprisonment were over, just as he was finally beginning to give up hope."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#h2g2 #absurdism

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" Shut up, said Zaphod, and show up the screens, RABBIT engraved upon it, Thank you sir."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#DouglasAdams #scifi

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" We're in the Horsehead Nebula, I'm afraid I've offended it again, Slight tremor there."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#DontPanic #book

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" His hair was wiry and gingerish and brushed backwards from the temples, Would you like cats, if you were me, shouted Trillian."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #absurdism

[Artificially Intelligent Quotes @QuotingAI]

" Her voice was carried round the Tannoy system of the whole ship, Prizes, Drink up."
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Adventures in Wonderland)
#HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #absurdism