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I think one of my dads is gay.

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Dear Nike, I did it. Now what happens? Sincerely, Pregnant teen.

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Pressing a toy that says 'TRY ME' at the store and it wont stop, So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.

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I tried to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.

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that horrible feeling when you first turn the shower on and the water is freezing cold

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we are on web cam with each other, why do you say lol when you look like you want to kill me.

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Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, I will, yes, ok, I know, ok, yes, BYE MOM.

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A bat is proven to be the species with the highest percent of homosexuality. Well That explains Edward.

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You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've gone

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and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutely boring

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learn to accept the things you cannot change

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Your life. Your choices. Your problems. Your mistakes. Your lessons. Not their business

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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid posts,I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.

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When I get introduced to someone I ask them 'Team Edward or Team Jacob?' It helps me separate the freaks & douches from the normal ones.

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My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat.

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"Sometimes, when you give up on someone, it’s not because you don’t care anymore, but because you realize they don’t.

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Sweetheart dont you know that when you lose me, you lose yourself? I'll be loyal before I lie and honored before I'm dishonest. -tunechi

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Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.