The Roger Ebert of Shit

Live-tweeting the slow and inevitable heat death of the universe (any pronouns)

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

he doesn't live too far from me please like this post if you'd like me to drive by and moon him

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

@teratocrat this was supposed to say "goes to show" but you liked it already so i can't fix it and now am shamed forever

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

@teratocrat goes to who, that rom has perfect taste,

[AntDude @antdude92]

There’s a team out there dedicated to completing every single level ever uploaded to Super Mario Maker 1 for Wii U and today, they’ve achieved 100%

On every single level ever made

This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

wait.... i'm being appealed to.... tell me more about these robot burger ladies....

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

you GOTTA see some of the stuff in this thread. it's so awful i can't believe it. there's a song in here about how cool startup tech companies are. it contains this line and image.

[Min Choi @minchoi]

Ok, let's talk AI Music Videos.

They are getting really good! I can't believe this is possible now with AI.

8 incredible examples of what's possible:

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

these have no push, no build, no throughline, no story. it's just random images and a lot of women looking off into the middle distance. you'd think these people had never seen a music video before.

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

if people are booing your tech at *SXSW*, a convention made up of true believers who'll even turn a blind eye to war crimes, in a city that's currently being destroyed by tech companies and its workers, it's impossible to overstate how over it is

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

This week, OpenAI saw its products booed at SXSW, and an embarrassing viral news cycle after its CTO claimed not to know if it had trained its models on YouTube videos.

Both incidents suggest the tide is turning against the world's biggest AI company:

https://t.co/VFoBP7ctBL

[max krieger left. check the linktree @MaxKriegerVG]

a goofy movie is about how goofy and max are both cool in their own ways and learning to see that in one another. an extremely goofy movie is about goofy dunking on his son in every department. balls too hard, skates too tough, bitch too bad, fuck them kids

[Naja B. 🎮 Lucky Dog 1 @BlerdyOtome]

Romance Visual Novels with Black Heroines https://t.co/kD4MwjyVJm

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

pornhub banned in texas... if only someone on this site could point me to where i could find pussy....

[The Roger Ebert of Shit @R0mination]

the politics genius is at it: this is definitely what'll get the approval up and make people want to vote for you.

[Priscilla Alvarez @priscialva]

NEW: The Biden administration is discussing using Guantanamo Bay for Haitian migrants over concerns of a mass exodus, I'm told.

For years, Guantanamo Bay has had a migrant center to hold and process migrants. This came up in 2010 after the earthquake: https://t.co/VkEatiFFez

[Starphaso @StarphasO]

Everything about this kills me 😂

[mike cook @mtrc]

This is almost the exact trajectory that caused the AI Winter in the late 80s. As soon as the optimism and sales pitches settled into a product, its actual effectiveness was measurable. And once it was clear that didn't match up with expectations, everyone pulled out.