rosie Ⓥ 🚑

Big dreams and an even bigger appetite - I play roller derby and go nee naw - she/her - my views are my own and my sense of humour is garbage

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Food shopping on a Sunday is literally my idea of hell and yet my rota and my life dictates that here I am, taking deep breaths in my car before I go into Aldi parked about 8 miles away from the entrance

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Honestly it’s no wonder I’m a vegan nowadays, Man vs Beast was my favourite book as a teenager and it still slaps today

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Started listening to audiobooks because I was bored and now I have to be doing something while listening to them have I biohacked myself

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Played roller derby today, won a game of roller derby today, absolutely buzzing this crazy wheeled sport has my whole heart

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

I like to think I’m tough and can handle anything but as soon as my partner says ‘ROSIE’ with any sort of volume I assume something terrible has happened and I freak out with my entire being

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Worked with another NQP last night who said how nice it was to be double para and I was literally like wow oMg you mean me???????????

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

@crf_leticia02 @aliyahInterlude @NinjaMuffy this made me think of you 😭

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

@elaeonr @graceiana_ The sharks definitely have a more intense longer lasting fear factor! I could stop a moving car now without much worry but could I fight a shark if I was stuck in a pool with one????? Never

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Cat pics for luck

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

I honestly get all my serotonin from the lil noise my girl cat makes when she jumps from furniture onto the floor

[Shaun Lintern @ShaunLintern]

Asked if she could guarantee life-threatening emergencies get a response she said: “We can’t guarantee life-threatening calls are covered at the moment, but they won’t be any less covered because of the strike.” 5/8

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have spent the whole day. watching the human make a gingerbread house. the final touch. was a little icing dog. staring out one of the windows. now it’s a gingerbread home

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

7 days until my course ends therefore I have engaged stress mode - binge eating, procrastination cleaning and doing literally nothing while thinking about work for the next 168 hours

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

There are no safe or legal routes.

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Just had the best weekend with people who are significantly cooler than me and now I am in bed with my baby cats, content

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

@graceiana_ Levi tho

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

@mattcopc @moneyboxteam Also cannot fault their customer service, it’s via the app only but they were so helpful at every step!

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

@mattcopc @moneyboxteam Partner+I used their lifetime ISA to get our house, I found it super easy and would recommend it to anyone - he had an issue with the direct debit not coming out as it was linked to the wrong account but overall didn’t impact anything. Quick withdrawal when we bought too! 10/10

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Ps is it weird that I just had a lil cry about someone else’s cat

[rosie Ⓥ 🚑 @R3sie]

Just found out thurston waffles died, rip buddy I hope there’s endless shrimp treats where you are now