Scott Patterson

Republik of Mancunia. Season ticket holder 🇾🇪

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Yes lads 👏

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@SpartacusAFC Fergurcheat?

Are you grown man? 💀😂

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

United are the only club who could score 5 goals, have 60% possession, 30+ shots, and MOTD spend several minutes looking at an incident even the opposition manager conceded should have been a goal according to the rules of the game, as if it’s some key talking point 😂

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

If it’s not a natural position then why do both players have their hands in that same position? They were both attempting to deliberately touch the ball with their hands? Shouldn’t get bogged down in over-analysing screenshots. Maguire hasn’t made his body any bigger either.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Timeless.

⏩ Five years on, Bruno is still scoring hat-tricks in our first home game of a @PremierLeague season...

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@zirkwood_ Horrible to watch isn’t it

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@Nathanielhodgk1 I didn’t say the whole world was against us. I’ve just talked facts. You should try it 👍🏼

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Alisson took his frustration out on the fourth official's board after Liverpool's draw against Nottingham Forest 👀

(via liverpoollfc27/TT)

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@Nathanielhodgk1 Assaulted a kid 😂😂😂 Regardless, your point is redundant because he did get banned. Our players get banned for swearing ffs, let alone criminal damage like your goalie is getting away with.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@Nathanielhodgk1 Tell that to your goalie. He’s the one smashing up official’s boards cos you can’t win. And Ronaldo was banned for 2 matches, because he doesn’t play for Liverpool 👍🏼

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@Mu7C_G Why?

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Maguire had a great view of this 👍🏼

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

What a moment for @mdrcrooks! 🤩

@Boro are level at Old Trafford - albeit in very controversial circumstances... 😱

🏆 @EmiratesFACup | #Boro

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@Nathanielhodgk1 It’s not upset me at all. If anything, I’m glad you can’t win a game and your goalie is having a temper tantrum. It’s just interesting how United get bans for kicking a bottle but Liverpool can do what they like.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@Criss_Crossv2 ?

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@Nathanielhodgk1 I don’t think it’s the same either. Kicking a water bottle isn’t criminal damage. Smashing up an official’s board is.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@replay601 You sound like a primary school kid

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@Nathanielhodgk1 Cool. You’re not suggesting it’s acceptable for a player to smash up an official’s board because it’s after the final whistle, are you? Criminal damage is alright if you’ve seen you’re arse over not being able to win a game this season? 🧐

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@satvir_ssandhu Why have they both got their arms up then? These two professional footballers don’t know how to play football, but you do?

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

If it’s not a natural position then why do both players have their hands in that same position? They were both attempting to deliberately touch the ball with their hands? Shouldn’t get bogged down in over-analysing screenshots. Maguire hasn’t made his body any bigger either.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@adamvalentine95 You said any decent player of the right age gets shortlisted and that there were less 6 decent PL players aged 21 and under. Now you’re conceding you were wrong?

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Also known as the FA Cup.

[Ads95 @adamvalentine95]

@4shaann Oh yes !!! The we beat mancity trophy 🤣🤣

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@adamvalentine95 So Matheus Fernandes, Lewis Hall, Kayode, Miley etc. aren’t decent players? Lol. Keep going, this is funny 👍🏼

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@adamvalentine95 Kobbie was one of just six players shortlisted. Are you claiming there are only six decent players aged 21 and under in the Premier League? 😂 You’re having an absolute mare today.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

@adamvalentine95 You replied to a gif of Kobbie Mainoo scoring a goal against City in the FA Cup final with “Oh yes !!! The we beat mancity trophy”.

And he was shortlisted for PFA Young Player of the Year based on playing for just half a season. So he very clearly was good enough 👍🏼

[Jaggs @jaggstalkssport]

Maguire got banned for saying the word fuck in front of an official last season btw