amia auman

[amia auman @ra4s]

StubHub should really be a place where single amputees meet. http://t.co/UcGQdSraMD

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Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life. http://t.co/qDQ40u7jOV

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First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant. http://t.co/urPzNnG8qY

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http://t.co/CIKGF2sCKb Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/MSFPIgiJUT

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http://t.co/38PLnWLFo9 Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/kvTMo34fF5

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http://t.co/iYZFqEqGP6 How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/3f3mKlNkEU

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http://t.co/A4DWD6LI "I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!" -- No one. Ever.

[Claudine Barretto @itsmeclaudineb]

Hi frends.mis all of u tnx 4 d prayers.dnt wori l b ok.enjoying time wid my family.Godbless u all

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