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[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

@HanaHoops Watch your mouth before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.

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@doggirljesus @dystro030 I did not mean to start gender discourse, so im just gonna say I am not offended to have pronouns corrected in a reply. Me thinking her comics absolutely suck while Bill Watterson’s dont has nothing to with that

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.

[lizee 💫 @troybarretts]

my friends birthday “party” invite she sent out is absolutely sending me

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@ryangrim You do so much good work then come up with a randomly awful take every few months or so

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@DarrnellBradley Summarized some of shofus points for ppl to spread.

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@kamicloudss @jirachiichan @DarrnellBradley Where did shofu post any takes

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@kamicloudss @jirachiichan @DarrnellBradley Shofu and shizzy not being close would ruin my week

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@ItalianFiesta This is how Vegeta would be perceived by most if DBZ came out today. He has more L’s than every shonen character people call “frauds.” It was a different time

[K. @IbaraEleven]

I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Timothy got robbed man. Timothy being the name of the child who I literally robbed last night. Didn’t watch the Oscars

[Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 @KwikWarren]

Congresswoman Sara Jacobs was just on CNN. She told Kaitlan Collins that Netanyahu has tried to get previous US Presidents to attack Iran, but “donald trump was the only one stupid enough to actually do it.”

[‎ً @3randyn]

growing up and realizing your idols are losers and sellouts is a spiritual experience

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Notice how the entire timeline is flooded with pics and vids of DSNY and FDNY and Parks Dept all shoveling and helping NYers out, yet there’s never any of NYPD.

Not when it snows, not when it floods, not when there’s crime - cops are either abusing NYers or nowhere to be found.

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@Smash64Link @geeta_minocha She quite literally did NOT need to type all of that. Opposing speechwriters gonna have a field day thinking of narcoleptic attack nicknames. Not looking forward to “Katnap” or whatever is coming

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@DiscussingFilm Maybe i miss subtlety a little

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*

[Naija Guy @21Naija]

“You wanna save the planet you gotta start with immigration”

And you lot are talking about interracial sex scenes man I give up on you lot.

We deserve Toy Story 5, Ice Age 7 & Despicable 26. That’s all you people can handle.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“well, I’d like to see ol’ Zohran accomplish THIS progressive policy!”

[ZOHRAN ACCOMPLISHES THE PROGRESSIVE POLICY EASILY]

“ah. well, nevertheless,”