Bobbie Holmes

Just an average girl on a not so average journey. Navigating raising kids, having a career and relentless chores. #mom1st #momofteens

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

@mamasahotmess04 Hahahah yep!

[Ms. Havisham @MissHavisham]

I got my daughter 3 tiny worry dolls. Each night she tells one worry to each, & puts them under her pillow.
She said they’re taking her worries away so I figured I’d try, though it’s kind of hard to get comfortable with 817 of these things beneath my head.

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

@dad_on_my_feet Thank you, I needed this today!

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

fuck nudes, I just want to know your beautiful, painful story

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

Yeah sex is cool but have you found your people...you know, the ones who you have deep and ridiculous conversations with. The ones who are just as weird, and with beautiful hearts. And when the world is cruel, they remind you who the fuck you are.

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

@Jenn_H_Scott This!! So much this ❤️

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Sometimes, we don’t want an inspirational quote or a “this too shall pass.” Maybe it will pass, and maybe it won’t, but really we just want you to sit in the shit with us and say “I see you, and I’m here. Life can be so fucking hard. I love you.”

[John Cena @SohnCena]

My wife gave our kid a toy trumpet to hold while he takes his nap.

Sorry my EX-wife gave our kid a toy trumpet to hold while he takes his nap.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but you can eat breakfast, brunch and lunch all in the same day, there are literally no laws about this.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Do ants have a king?

Me: No, just a queen.

6: Ants are smart.

[The Dad Briefs @SladeWentworth]

As a parent, it’s ok to admit that some days you cherish your me-time above all else.

All six minutes of it.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

It’s “I can’t do this shit anymore” o’ clock.

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

As the last grown up was leaving my 14yos bday, my husbanf started me a bath.. so now I'm in the bath and never more certain about my choice to marry him 😁😂

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I do not know what Coachella is, but I hope they find a cure soon.

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

In case you thought it gets better when they get older...my teen laughed at my makeup and told me my hair was weird but forgot to mention my pants were ripped before leaving the house this morning. 🙄

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

I love this on so many levels 🤣🤣🤣

[MomTransparenting @momtransparent1]

This morning I woke my kids up and told them school was cancelled. And then I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED and screamed, “APRIL FOOLS, SUCKERS!!”

Now everyone is crying on the way to school. I’m still laughing tho.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Don’t let your depression lie to you. You’re a great mom, a great person, and worthy of so much love. You are a badass. Don’t forget it.

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

Definitely run!

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

This would have been so helpful

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Instead of birth classes, moms should take a real-deal mom course where you learn things like:

- What to do when there’s poop in the tub
- How to find the closest public restroom
- How to calm a baby when they’re screaming bloody murder
- Who to call when you want to give up

[Bobbie Holmes @Rabidou1]

Breaking news! The world is ending!
Ohhh wait, I just took my.12yos phone #tween