Hey Nurse!

Running, nursing, cussing. Usually all at the same time. RN, BSN, CMSRN #shitmypatientssay #shitnursessay #nurseproblems #nightshift

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

If you're the RN who calls the CNA to ask them to empty a foley in the room that you're currently in, just know that no one likes you.

[Sonia @soniawithani18]

Out of all of the history classes I took in school, none of them ever took place at the foot of a statue.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

@asthehosptuRNs Tube feeding residual. Even just tube feeding itself. I had a G tube FALL OUT before and leaked all over the bed. It was a nightmare.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

#HappyPrideMonth
🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

THIS is why we will have PTSD when this is over, whether there’s a surge or not. And I suspect some nurses will retire or just leave the profession altogether when the pandemic is done.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

Pt’s husband was also a pt in our ICU. Hospitalist came to tell her he was coding. He did not make it. She wasn’t allowed to go down there to see the body and her family member that came to comfort her could only stay an hour.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

@sleepyinscrubs I use a curling iron and like Hot Tools.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

How are you calling into work on a holiday when there’s a SAH order?

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

@ERshitmagnet Or to get their stitches out bc they missed their doctor’s appointment earlier in the day.

[Sonia @soniawithani18]

From our nurses page. I don’t know what else to tell you people to make you #StayHomeKC I don’t care if you’re bored. #StayHomeSaveLives

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL! PRE-traumatic stress disorder.

Doctors and nurses are stressed out treating the coronavirus - The Washington Post https://t.co/ZF0XWZGtKV

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

My dental hygienist found a popcorn kernel(I had some last night) in between my teeth during my cleaning today and I was originally embarrassed. Then I remembered I found several washcloths under a patient’s abdominal/breast folds the other night and I wasn’t so ashamed.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

Waking up Super Bowl champs! #ChiefsKingdom

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

@OnlyintheICU That’s part of the AIDET technique. T being the thank them for choosing your hospital/for their patience during your shift. It’s a great technique though! My previous hospital used it and my current one is trying to implement it.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

Especially when those ppl “will never do charge” so they never have to deal with the other stressors or making the assignments or late call-ins or ppl just finding every fucking thing to complain about.

STFU. AND. DO. YOUR. FUCKING. JOB.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

It’s funny when ppl complain about having to get report from multiple ppl. If you did the standard 2-3 min bedside report, it wouldn’t take long.

And have your shit together.

And round on your pts before shift change.

And by “funny”, I mean annoying AF.

[TheCovidBadgerRN @HoneybadgeRN]

I know we have the Daisy award for nurses but there are some nurses that def deserve the Laisy award.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

At least everyone decided to lose their shit AFTER downtime was over. But I will never be working daylight savings again.

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

@theblondeMD They’ve made them a part of our hospitalist admission order set now. 🙌🏼

[Hey Nurse! @Racey_RN]

@Emmyisuok I like wheats and sours. If there’s nothing fancy, I’ll settle for a Bud Light.