Rachel Ann Randel

I'm napping

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

I'll turn your stepping stones into frisbees

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

I don’t care if my kid is 50 years old, I would smack the shit out of them for disrespecting anyone or anything.

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

Random input: Parenting 101 is when your kid acts out you don’t give them special attention, this also applies to the immature adults today.

[Hawkeye Fans USA @IowaHawkeyesUSA]

Who wins the in-state rivalry this week?

RT- Iowa Hawkeyes
Like- Iowa State Cyclones

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Who did it better?

RT - Kinnick
Fav - Jack Trice

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

@NetflixLifee Reba!!! @HolmesBradleigh

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

Also currently looking for someone to itch my back for at least two hours

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

My bug bites have bug bites 😩

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

Everybody's acting like Snapchat locations are the first time an app has pin pointed where you are...

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

In the past two weeks new seasons of Shameless, OITNB & The Ranch have came out.... and sadly I have already finished catching up with all😬

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

Watching season 5 of OITNB makes me crave hot cheetos and takis 🤤

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

First The Secret Life of Pets and now Trolls?! Netflix has got their shit together 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

@eacarstens I'd be wasted 24/7

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

And I thought I was broke in college.... #adulthood 👍🏼

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

I want a Christian Grey, or just anyone who could write me a check for $24,000 without blinking an eye

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

@Con_Bon_ Shit I'm impressed! I don't think I went to school for a whole week my entire senior year 😂

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

What is this the year of the dandelion? They're flipping everywhere! 🙈

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

I would do just about anything for money right now 😩 #broke #unemployed

[Rachel Ann Randel @RACH_ANN_]

I can't get comfy in bed because it's too hot 😫