Rachel Parker

world class fuck up and forever confused

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

I'm angry at ell and he's trying to tempt me downstairs with Lord of the Rings and Fried Chicken ... not sure how much longer I can hold out 😓

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

Tried crazy golf instead of bowling for a change, turns out I suck at that too 🏌️‍♀️🏌️‍♂️

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

Why do I always have problems with my piercings when ell is working nights #HELP!! 😣

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

If I ever forget how lucky I am, I just have to think of times like today when the postman asked me if I'm over 18 and I get to say 'Yes this is my house actually' 😶

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

Could you be arsed getting dolled up in thigh highs and a tight dress for your boyfriend to take you to scrooges #whatisthepoint

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

I have eaten so much food tonight 😷 🐷🐷

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

I hate people who can just bounce out of bed in the morning. How do you do it? Did you make a deal with the devil, if so send him my number 😫😪😴

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

Ell has been going on about the chocolate he bought and it turned out to be FRUIT AND NUT 😐😐😐

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

I'm an adult with a mortgage and yet when a cringy scene comes on tv, I wildly press buttons on the remote to escape it 😫😫

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

Last night in #Santorini #Perissabeach #tranquilo

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

@tbrookfield88 I can take selfies cause I can see what face is doing 😂

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

1 year ago today we got engaged, today we are celebrating in Santorini and in 1 years time we will be married 👰🤵❤

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

All smiles in Santorini

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

#Queens 👑👑👑

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

💏

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

#SisterSister #Santorini 👭☀️

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

I've cut myself whilst making tea and i've had to improvise a plaster from kitchen roll and a bobble. I need help.

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

Too pissed to take a decent photo

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

Me and ell just got 2 premium footlongs and a drink for free at subway because the card machine broke 😂😂 #buzzin

[Rachel Parker @Rach_HP]

It's far too nice today to be stuck in the windowless box that is my work 😔😔