Chel

Alas, my thoughts you have came across. Try to keep up. Drinker, terrible explainer, sasshole.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

Anytime I post my ass on my only fans it’s looks like I got a big ass mole. Thanks to Joe for shooting me in my ass with a BB. 😂

[Chel @RachelBerres]

Why do I feel like every dude that wants me annoys the fuck outta me and dudes I do want don’t want me? 😅 #Help

[Chel @RachelBerres]

@millerkaite I am this 👌🏻 close to dying @millerkaite’s hair blue and and green

[Borsa Devriyesi @6coegs]

“Don’t make me laugh when I’m sideways” -@RachelBerres

[Chel @RachelBerres]

Everyone once in a while I get a important email but because there’s so once in a while? I see them a week later...🤦🏼‍♀️

[Crowing For Days @LilRedRooster]

I'm tired of this "healthcare workers fighting a war against COVID".

I'm not a soldier. This isn't a war. It's an entirely preventable public health crisis that could have been mitigated with solid leadership and a better healthcare system.

Which most of y'all didn't vote for.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

@secretwelshie Deviled eggs!

[Chel @RachelBerres]

I’m concerned for the state of memes when this is all over.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

Just a mother one for good measure. You might’ve thought it was faked otherwise.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

I don’t Sadie knew willie was there... but ITS CUTE AS FUCK

[Chel @RachelBerres]

It’s just weird that probably all the clouds ever have touched the moon.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

Stop crossing my mind dammit. This ain’t New York.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

I think I mostly hate the 4pm daily wake up time because I go to sleep at 3-5am and I’m not a fan of the dark.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

YO KAITLIN LOOK AT THIS SHIT @millerkaite

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Okay, if I had this bed-desk thing, I'd literally NEVER go to work. (via @bestproducts)

[Chel @RachelBerres]

It is raining though now...

[Chel @RachelBerres]

I’m trying to fix my sleep schedule, I can’t be up at 5:30am trying to solve mysteries. This ain’t Scooby-Doo.

[Chel @RachelBerres]

But now it’s seeming to start to rain? Because it’s lightening out and thunder but man, that was no thundering. Also the weather channel app says not a thing about rain 🧐