Rachel Guterman

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@RealitySteve Stfu nooooooo

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@hannaguterman @BachelorABC @colton Just the way I planned it

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

I get major #tedbundy vibes from Demi @BachelorABC @colton

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

#thebachelor

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@Los_Writer Side note: had no idea how common this was. Interesting how many people kept theirs🤣

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@Los_Writer Scar from led removal from knee. Stabbed myself to draw blood and go to the health office in 2nd grade when teacher wouldn’t let me go to bathroom and was afraid to pee my pants in class during SAT9 testing.

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@RealitySteve Cringe

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@VINNYGUADAGNINO Or Goliath both on amazon prime video

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@VINNYGUADAGNINO Bosch

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

MELATONIN: Hello, I’m here to help you go to sleep.

ME: Wow that sounds so nice, thank you!

MELATONIN: Just relax and don’t worry about the incredibly vivid nightmares that I’m going to induce :)

ME: [nodding off] wait wha-

MELATONIN: Goodnight sweet child :)

[Amanda Stanton @amandastantonnn]

Me: “you know what they say, you don’t really know someone until after 6 months.”
My bff Rachel: “No one says that. It’s until after 3 years”
😂😂😂

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@amandastantonnn 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ almost as bad as when we were 12 and the waitress asked you how you’d like your steak cooked and you replied with “yes”

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@SeanLowe09 It’s actually a pony. #attentiontodetail

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

Ok crying now 😏

[ana 💫 @anaxyoung]

my mom is pregnant and didn’t want to know the gender unless my dad found a creative way of letting her know... so he put together clips of my granddad’s voice (who passed away a year ago) to announce it to her :’) 💖

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kobe: Unflinching.

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@kaitlynbristowe Hot bath! Scorching

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

@RobbyHHayes **takes months editing texts about his cheating to attempt making someone look crazy***
***forgets to edit out proof of him being with guy****

[Amanda Stanton @amandastantonnn]

Good morning to everyone except Tristan Thompson 🤗

[Rachel Guterman @RachelGuterman]

Becca- “just go” arie- (looks up to producers like yeah can I go yet? Meeting Lauren for date night in thirty, don’t wanna be late) #AftertheFinalRose

[Amanda Stanton @amandastantonnn]

If Lauren can forgive Arie for dumping her & getting engaged to someone else then maybe I should have forgave that guy I ghosted after 3 dates because he liked too many girls bikini photos on Instagram #AftertheFinalRose