Rachel Verkade

One forty-something wannabe writer. I write horror and dark fantasy in between caring for my various bestial minions.

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

Stephen King graciously offered to sign 50 copies of this issue when it is published later this summer. Sunday night, I will pick one random winner to receive a signed copy. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

On Thanksgiving night, I’ll give away this traycased, illustrated Artist Edition of Stephen King’s CARRIE to one lucky random winner. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

@sainsburys Received a delivery from you 11AM Hadlow, my husband and I are Covid+ so I couldn't come out. Your driver was wonderfully kind, packed my order carefully into the bin I provided, took a lot of time and care. Hugely appreciated.

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

@hosoterratoma You should be. The finale was everything I'd hoped it would be, and you were incredible. Your filth look was just...beyond anything.

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Living for @Jendrikkkk, @LovelyTix, and Go_A dancing to Lordi. #Eurovision #Eurovision2021 #Tix #Go_A #Jendrik #Lordi #Hardrockhallelujah https://t.co/Sed6ILpo0W via @YouTube

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

@menysnoweballes This is one of the things I don't understand. It's like, "I miss Bella so much!" "...Billy's over there. You can talk to her right now." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "No, I don't."

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

@Jendrikkkk Your song was adorable and so are you. It was a favourite of the three people of our little party, we've been singing it constantly, and we all agree that you're basically Steven Universe. Don't let the haters get you down. <3

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

To the makers of "Death of Me":
References to classic horror movies only work if your own movie is enjoyable and engaging. When your derivative (and more than a little racist) schlock references "The Wicker Man", all it does is make me wish I was watching "The Wicker Man".

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

I'm quite enjoying the new German horror series "Hausen", aka "Daddy Issues: The Building".

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

@LovelyZena Worst of the trilogy. Classic error of trying to make an unlikeable genius kid the main character. Major disappointment compared to 1 and 3.

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

We sing "Tuxy, so sweet and tasty," to Tux, to the tune of "Cupcakes" from "MLP: FiM". "Kittypants, Kittypants, you are my Kittypants" to Murat, to the tune of "Smellycat".

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day #mysongoftheday
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[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day. #mysongoftheday

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[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day. #mysongoftheday
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[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day #mysongoftheday https://t.co/eSI2xS9cDi

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day. #mysongoftheday https://t.co/30i4oAkWN4

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day #mysongoftheday https://t.co/IIEXkegF3O

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

On the plus side, I just discovered @catvalente wrote a graphic novel from the point of view of the fridged girlfriends of superheroes. So...yes please.

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day. #mysongoftheday https://t.co/lq7OhKu7jb

[Rachel Verkade @RachelVerk]

Song of the day #mysongoftheday https://t.co/5vGXcgJ2VF