Queen Trashmouth

lesbo. wife. mom. people pleaser.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Should Americans be traumatized by the happenings at the trump rally, or should Americans just pretend it was an elementary school and get over it?

Asking for a Nation tired of double standards.

[a mf boss baby @laurasosexc]

me going straight to the deviled eggs at the cookouts

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

what if instead of x it was called twitter and instead of posts they were tweets

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[Queen Trashmouth @RachelynnH]

@_abcdemilee What’s Up? And circus clown— Mom jeans
The weekend— modern baseball
Equip sunglasses— hot mulligan

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some.

-Me, working from home. Alone.

[Queen Trashmouth @RachelynnH]

My coworker was late for work this morning and now she’s made it her entire personality.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

are you an “I don’t take medicine” person or a “got a lil headache better take 3 Ibuprofen ” person? I’m neither (I take 4)

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Imma start telling guys “I know a spot” and then drop them off at a therapist

[Queen Trashmouth @RachelynnH]

@ElyKreimendahl January 6th baby here reporting that this day is also horrible now.

[Queen Trashmouth @RachelynnH]

Might fuck around and start smoking marlboro reds. Who knows.