RatchetSrat

Thinking all of the rachet thoughts you think but getting to say them without getting called to standards.

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Imports of decree. Today, religious groups comprise less than 5% of the evidence

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Don't tell me how to play the game. I can play it ten times better than you. #winning

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How is someone going to get mad at you when they are the ones who say you can do nothing to make them mad. #youdoyou #immadome

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#aintevencute

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But that's ok because I have the luxury of beachin everyday and the party lifestyle #winning

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So I just have this completely impossible goal of being a mermaid and ke$ha...

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If your establishment is not open and not open for a good 4 hours don't answer the phone.

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Dear cats, don't come near me, don't walk around me, don't sit around me, don't walk anywhere within my bubble. I hate you. #ilikedogs #ew

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Was #tdtc but then had to deal with belligerents and then read that. #ew #wheremymargaritaat

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There were too many hashtags in that last tweet but I'm seriously just so pissed

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#stfu you bash all other sororities and yet want to be a charter member of one? #fake #noonelikesyou #goonnow #kbye #subtweet

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You waitin on the new sorority to come? Only because you know you'll never get a bid from the ones on campus already #toothirsty

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So glad I left your ass hahahah #toallmyexes like really are we in high school with that fb status? #youtakemoreselfiesthan me #nosir

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Learnin bout that bacco life. #southern #fratboys #pipescigarsandchewohmy

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But doesn't everyone do that? #iknowimnottheonlyone

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Sometimes I just creep on Facebook of people who thought they were better than me and laugh my ass off because they are going nowhere

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Loving my future little right now!!!! #tdtc #weareperf

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Look struggle busser, you might be having a rough day but if I spell my name out to you DONT spell it wrong!

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Why are you trying to get all of the perks of being affiliated but bashing sororities?

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I judge you when you call yourself classy and yet do the exact opposite. #swerve #imnotheonlyone