Rachel Brown

Mombie (mom+zombie) of two talking, tormenting, tattle telling toddlers that make my world go 'round. #savethecrew

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

I don’t need a miracle… just enough Hilton Honors points to convince my bank account that “vacation” is a responsible financial decision. 😅🏨✈️ @HiltonHonors @Hilton @ParisHilton

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@ColumbusCrew Today is my birthday and all I’m asking for is a cup. Well, THE cup. See you soon for a stadium tour and then the big game!! Let’s go Crew!! #columbuscrew

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@garyvee I have been watching so much Gary Vee lately that I had a dream that I hit the JACKPOT on yard sales and bought so much stuff. I was unbelievably mad when I woke up. Why don’t people have yard sales in Dec in Ohio?? 🤣 🥶

[Landon Donovan @landondonovan]

Let’s 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@darlingtonnagbe My daughter Reagan and her soccer team get to be Crew player escorts tonight! She’s so excited to walk on the same field as you. She loves watching you play. If you happen to see #10, it would make her year if you said hey!

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@alexmorgan13 I take pictures of everything and I’ve created folders on my computer for both kids. If they ever ask “where is my painting from 1st grade?” I have access to it on my phone and tell them “it’s digital now honey so I’ll have it forever!” Works every time :)

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

I thought the character Roy Kent ruined me and my search for love. But no. @brettgoldstein - the sweet, sensitive, muppet loving actor has set my expectations so high, that I just adopted my third cat and will give myself the title of “single cat lady”. Thanks Brett.

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@netflix please let me keep Penny Dreadful for one more day!! sincerely, a momma who just found the show and can only watch after the kids go to bed 😩

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

Reagan SCREAMED when she learned that her favorite player has signed with her favorite club!! She is already saving up her own money for a new 77 jersey! @TobinHeath @ArsenalWFC

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

There are now 3 movies that hold a special place in my heart. These movies bring my 2 daughters and I closer together every time we watch them. Hamilton, Moana and In the Heights. Very different movies but all light up our hearts. Thank you @Lin_Manuel

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

2020 taught me that sweatpants and “mask acne” were acceptable and understandable. #exmedscholarship https://t.co/19CGdS6O6y

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@alexmorgan13 why are you not on Cameo?? My daughter Reagan turns 9 on the 11th and I would pay a ridiculous amount to get a bday shout out from you for her!! 💕 ⚽️ #uswnt #playlikeagirl #soccer #ussoccer

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@McConaughey I understand loving and respecting your roots. I’m doing just that. But isn’t just a little uncomfortable knowing you are throwing so much support to a team’s owner that literally tried to rip our roots from where they belong? #cctid #crew96

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@rebelcacike @GetRocketbook @RocketbookCorp Rocketbook is all you need! So many options. I love writing stuff down but it’s also nice to access that stuff on my phone when I’m not home and Rocketbook does all of that for me!

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@PapaJohns is this seriously how pizzas are delivered? Pizzas were mashed, torn apart and multiple pieces didn’t even have cheese on it. Absolutely disgusting and ridiculous. My daughter was so excited to have her favorite pizza for her birthday party.

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@mir_dumm @Alex_Stec_ Can Alex Stec bloopers be a weekly thing? It may be one of the best things I’ve seen in 2020 so far! Miss her!

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@Lin_Manuel I started using the Calm app for my daughters at bedtime and as we were scrolling thru the stories, my six year old asked “does Lin Alexander Hamilton read a story?” Followed by my 8 year olds question, “does he sing a goodnight song??”

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@UberEats It’s pretty bad business when I place an order at 2:30 and my estimated time has gone up 6 times and now it’s after 4:30 because you can’t find a driver. But you also won’t let me cancel my order without charging me $16.

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@bjnovak in case you wanted to add pictures to your book, Evelyn has you covered.

[Rachel Brown @RachGailB]

@ashley_stuver I’m 30 and my parents who live in a different state yelled at me when I mentioned I wanted to go to a beach 🙈