I would just like to personally give a shout out to the dancer who sat with a customer who ordered me a vegan dinner while I was on stage, ate my dinner, and walked away all in four songs. You’re an icon living.
That stripper thing where you look at the calendar and try to calculate how many days/hours you’d work if you were actually a robot with no other needs and think “wow my robot self would really stack up “
@hannahleeduggan also in my imagination one of the influencers has lost it and is sitting in a corner narrating to no camera whilst eating an Anastasia Beverly Hills cream contouring palette, and I am now logging off twitter for the day
@hannahleeduggan ok but hear me out what if the survivalist show is ONLY posh wine-drinking adventurers fending for themselves in the wild.
Instant TV magic, plus they'd come back to a small fairy village in the woods with a soundtrack and everything
new club policy: if an hour goes by without you buying anything, your checking account(s) balance gets projected above your head. 1:05? Savings account(s). 1:10? Net worth. 1:15? Your SSN is sent to every dancer on shift, whoever steals and resells your identity first wins
@hannahleeduggan cause Apple Music is always "here's some songs you've never heard of and won't like" and never "here's a crafted playlist of your nostalgia, hopes, and desires based on the one song you based this station on, now go scream-sing out the car window!" come to the light side!