allyson ☄

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

Why haven't they made a movie series on the Uglies yet?

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girls be like “good morning” and then sleep again

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

@veryfreakyghoul Which vaccine did you take?

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

Hungover manic Ally always ends up with the craziest Safari tabs.

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

Haven’t been here in awhile. I came for the Jay Alvarrez video but I’d like to throw in that kangaroos are fucking terrifying.

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

✨remind me✨

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

I love when my mom texts about me to our family or friends. Only because half the time she texts me first and I have to tell her to redirect to whoever she was telling I am the favorite child.

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Denied at the rim.

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

PSA: you slap the bag AFTER you chug the wine to let er know you done with that bitch.

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

and Unappreciated put me in MY FEELS

[New York Knics ✨ @NicsMonique]

The moment when they realised they just attempted to arrest an FBI agent... 🙂

[shrek @b0000ca]

house parties are in

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

After not tweeting forever how do you get back in the loop of tweeting? anyway, came here to say that I drove barefoot today and it felt awesome, thank you Mother Nature for being warm, fuck everything else going on :):)

[MOD SUN @MODSUN]

If you woke up....

You got a reason to celebrate.

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Trick or treating in the Midwest sucked shit growing up because I could never be just spider man I was always spider man with a fucking jacket

[𝔐 @vsmarzz]

privacy is power.

what people don’t know they cant ruin.

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

My dad has more followers than me on Twitter. I give up. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Simba Uchiha 🦁🐾 @Symbaa__]

the Tokyo drift theme song lol

[allyson ☄ @RadicAllyy]

I love when I’m all paranoid in the winter to approach a slow-moving car and then I realize they’re still waiting for their windows to defrost too