RadioforBirds

"humor"

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Donkert "Donkey" J. Kong

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Has anyone ever asked why the hoes are so easily frightened hmm?

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Pulsuvagninn? Sure I'll Pulls a vagninn... With My Hot Weiner....

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Me, scurrying under bushes and darting between your trashcans: “I can’t wait until pride is over.”

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Nothing exudes more confidence then a first gen Asian American at a wedding dance floor

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Using my teeth to filter the wine from the cork bits like baleen

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Me, a humble pastoralist: “fucking sea traders.”

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George Harrison, the only Beatle to die while escaping gods wrath (a snub nose revolver)

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Walking down my drive way when what do I see but another mischievous Djinn granting my dog’s wishes, my shed is already FULL of raw meat and bones!

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You break a da spaghetti, you a gonna regretti

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Getting cancelled for calling the Chinese buffet “the apothecary”

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Chicken lo mein is a potion

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Thinking of becoming a Lich, sound off in the comments

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Updating the secret list of men to place my enemies(friends) lower on the list

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Happy day 2 of JC getting absolutely yoked in that tomb so he can rise and move that stone.

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on this good friday lets not forget to give it up for ... Barabbas !!

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Father says I mustn’t post.

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Three lesbians? Call that a baker’s uhaul

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Gonna nut in Louisiana, call that cumbo

Feelin' a lil blue in Louisiana, call that glumbo

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Might be too early to call but 9/11 is definitely an insanely strong contender for bit of the century

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Damn girl, you piss with that mouth?