Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚

Host of the Hazbin Hotel

Enjoyer of jazz music and good food
my beautiful wife: @beemyqueen8

#HazbinHotel #RP

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

Why would I even do any of those things?? Hahaha

Of course I'll eat all of them

[girlie ౨ৎ @polkadoodledot]

kiss, marry, kill:

pancakes, waffles, french toast

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

“ I knew y- ”

. . .
. . .

“ Jambalaya ”

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

Slaps.

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

“ Told

You

You wouldn't ”

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

"Don't temp me."

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

“ You wouldn't dare ”

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

"I will slap you again."

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

DNIDNIDNIDNI
DNIDNIDNI
DNIDNIDNI

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

“. . . Ouh. . . I like that word now ”

[𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥-𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭. @poisonfluffs]

"Heh, it means like -- do not interact."

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

“ I said I didn't know what that meant and you slapped me??!! Dear lord, woman !! ”

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

"What? What did you say then?"

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

“ Pfff-!! Not that you cared about what I say. . . Ouch, it still hurts ”

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

"You make me loose brain cells you used tampon."

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

“ Aren't y- EHHH!! Why was that for?? ”

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

"........"

Slaps.

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

I do know what that means but I don't know what the other thing means. I'm not 8, sorry

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

Don't be dumb.

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

„What does that wretched three letters word means??”

[𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥-𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭. @poisonfluffs]

vox dni .

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

Why are there so many me's??

This is supposed to be hell, not heaven, HAHA

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

Don't even know what that means

[𝓥𝓸𝔁𝓲 @urdownfxll]

You people are cringe.

Credit @/_FUTUR1SM

[̶𝕬𝖑𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖘𝖙 @ALTRUISTDEER]

[ having dinner. ]

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

@urdownfxll “ yOu bORe me ” he mocked in return

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

That was weird. . .

Anyway, anyone has anything interesting to tell??

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

@urdownfxll “ Yep, that's me ”

He saids proudly

“ One thing... Bite my ear again and you DIE ”

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

@urdownfxll He narrows his eyes and burst a laugh before letting go of her

“ That's what I thought. Dear, you are not even my type, I'm more of a cannibal, haha. . . Nice chat tho ”

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

@urdownfxll He tilted his head with a curious look

“ Hmmm... You think so?? I mean, that's true most probably, hehe. . . But why would that be?? Scared of something?? ”

[Alastor, The Radio Demon 🎙️💜💚💜💚 @RadioHost95]

@urdownfxll “ Hey- you accepted my hand tho ” he said smiling knowingly again

“ It has. . . Hahaha, god... I think this is really obvious. You clearly got my attention in more than one way, madame ”

He squeezed her hand again just a little

“ But... I won't assume anything else ”