Radio Unity FAKE

Newsbroadcaster | The Official voice of the Bryn people. Upholding traditional Brynanian values. For educational purposes only | [email protected]

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

BREAKING: Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers as various actors and combatants in this conflict resort to starting twitter beef with each other instead of exchanging private DMs or emails

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals: Former Brynanian Foreign Minister talking to the enemy behind the GoB’s backs .... deception..... disgrace.... SHAME on you https://t.co/zl2XiEUxiH

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

@DemocracySim18 im a messy gemini that loves drama, what can i say. whats it like trying to keep your station afloat when u got no viewers, no support or no money

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

@DemocracySim18 yall call yourself a legitimate news outlet? You should start doing standup comedy, since you are so committed to telling jokes

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

EXCLUSIVE:Recent studies find that the "new mail" notification sound on McGill Outlook activates "fight or flight" response among SIM participants.

"[Their] brains have now been conditioned to release adrenaline hormones to deal with the threat, or run away from it completely."

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

It warms our heart to see all the support streaming from the international community through @OCHA_Brynania 's online campaign, #SonggsforCyberia. And to fellow Brynanian citizens: stay strong. Aid is coming #Damn(Hurricane)#Daniel

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

BREAKING: President Brianna Proceviat wakes from her coma and is in stable condition, successfully surviving an assassination attempt from the ZPF. "I am ready to get back into the thick of things and be of service to the people of Brynania. You can't knock me down." #WonderWoman

[CARE (SO VERY FAKE) @CareAccount]

To all in Brynania, we implore you to take shelter before the storm hits, secure your homes and stay safe! For those of you who need shelter, we will ave our doors open for as long as possible, so make your way to CARE facilities near you if you can! #brynania #staysafe

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

You want safe passage for Lovegoods body, but care very little for the bodies your paramilitaries have left scattered across Brynania. What about them? https://t.co/rUImnlCH3t

[Eastern Icasian Freedom Movement (EIFM) @SimSimBird4EIFM]

Still no word from @prezproceviat about guaranteeing safe passage for Lovegood's body. Still have to constantly relocate it because of indiscriminate airstrikes. She dedicated, and gave her life for our peoples, she deserves better than this.

[UN SRSG (Very Fake) @BrynaniaSRSG]

I am pleased to announce an extension from today to the end of September of the GoB-PFLZ ceasefire.

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

Despite the best joint efforts from the GoB and the PFLZ, the world lost a good CARE worker today, Luna Lovegood, who was working hard in Aiku to develop educational programs for children. We raise our wands to you #Brynania

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

EXCLUSIVE! Brynanian Minister of Defense Andreas Koch, to his brother: "I feel the absence of my brother strongly. No one deserves to feel this kind of pain. Thoughts and prayers aren't enough. Action must be taken now to ensure we don't lose any more Brynanian brothers&sisters."

[UN SRSG (Very Fake) @BrynaniaSRSG]

I am pleased to report that a ceasefire has been negotiated and completed between the Government of Brynania and the Zaharian People's Front between 14 and 15 July.

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

BREAKING: BOMBING at Hamraville airport. Among the 100 dead, Commander of the Brynanian Air Force, Bryce Koch, brother of Minister of Defense Andreas Koch. Flights suspended for a few days. Not sure when @prezproceviat will be able to return home from UN meeting. More to come

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

Love reacts ONLY https://t.co/mm5kpP4AjY

[Icasia MFA #SIM2018 @SIMicasia_mfa]

Despite GNN false reporting, our governments are trying to come out of this crisis TOGETHER. We are ensuring a continued peace between our countries. #Icasania

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

@SimSimBird4EIFM When I look back I might be mad I gave this any attention, but I wouldn't be so quick to glorify the switch from harmless twitter beef to actively endangering and ending innocent lives to further your movement... on Brynannian soil no less #faxnoprinter

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

@GNNBrynania https://t.co/t2mcdjoV6C

[Icasia MFA #SIM2018 @SIMicasia_mfa]

In lights of the recent allegations against our country, we want to make sure everyone understands : none of our government-sanctioned troops crossed the borders, nor any government-affiliated agents. We had nothing to do with this attack against our neighbour #Brynania.

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

We call for peace, the GoB calls for an end to hostilities as we try our best to repair our broken nation and you invade us illegally and kill our citizens. We chose to commit to peace negotiations and you instead chose war. History has its eyes on you, and you chose wrong https://t.co/kWFdmfGFT0

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

BREAKING: ICASIAN FORCES HAVE CROSSED OUR BORDERS AND SEIZED A BORDER POST! #ThenEverythingChangedWhenTheIcasianNationAttacked

[Radio Unity FAKE @radiounity_SIM]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM @MSA_SIM2018: "[We] remain steadfast in our commitment to improving the lives of our people. We call on all fighting parties to desist hostilities... We are fully committed politically to settle a permanent ceasefire."