Men do not mature with age.
Heartbreak, stress, pain and suffering matures men.
The sooner you suffer, get good at it, then perform regardless.
The faster you grow.
Dude, I'm with you. For a while, I had to unfollow a ton of people I 'agree with'. I didn't want to 'agree with' them every time I checked twitter, ruining my day. I recommend all those cute/cuddly cat/dog videos. They fit the bill when you're on the can and all your friends still haven't emailed you :)