if you start watching @Jenna_Marbles "prank calling people but we can't hear them" at 11:54:57 pm on december 31st, jenna will finally manage to say butthole as the clock strikes 12 and i think that's a pretty great way to start 2018
Am considering setting up a pair of "door pants" by the front door so I have quick/easy access to pants when delivery people, etc come to the house.
Door pants.
Something that has been quietly slipped into the Republican tax plan: a provision that lets oil and gas companies drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. This is an attack on pristine lands that belong to the American people.