TOASTIE, M.A.✨

oklahoman • one piece stan • banana pudding enthusiast • reformed horse girl

[TOASTIE, M.A.✨ @RaeToaster]

okay. this is my last tweet.

[Jamie / ジェイミー @BlTEPEOPLE]

@RaeToaster I'm literally begging you to stop tweeting

[TOASTIE, M.A.✨ @RaeToaster]

Ugly and horrible. Someone call me when the bird is back.

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I cannot stomach real aliens rn. Y'all are gonna have to wait until I die of old age before you start all that.

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@Chibi_Sriracha

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Stepping in a slice of melted American cheese on THE SIDEWALK. Durant u sicken me.

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Croissant? Out. FUNKY ROLLED BISCUIT? In

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My tweets! My tweets! They're slipping through my fingers!

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@mr_jack_jacob Don't you have an alligator rodeo to get back to, Florida boy

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I think about those girls at ACL who asked me and Kameron if Oklahomans live in teepees every day.

[Austin Berryhill @Dragomundays]

@RaeToaster

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Y'all think that Dara O'Brien looks like a narluga? I think so

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Mine, boys, mine ev'ry mountain
And dig, boys, dig 'til ya drop

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Gimme the ole lead casket

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@mr_jack_jacob Oh you son of a bitch.

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@mr_jack_jacob If I Google this and it's a Noah Kahan lyric I swear 2 God...

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Pic of me and my brother building a working monorail in Minecraft rn

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I need to go get me one of them Dr. peppys

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Me, during the actors/writers strike.

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Brevity is the wit of comedy or some shit.

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The truth of the matter is that I did buy one of those "texting lingo" posters as a kid, and I DID use it as a dictionary.

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Balenciaga models look like they got too many bones in their face