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Tryna create my own heaven

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If you don’t remember being in a fight club, were you actually in one?

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@OnGodNews_ @kirawontmiss Full name: Kira Wont Miss A Meal😆

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@AfricanHub_ Remove 'beautiful' from that sentence and I agree with the Nigerian government 1000%!!!

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@VillageGuluva Ba ka se dumele. We need to 'putin' them.

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@MagwazaHoward Sizokthenga kuphi ukudla okbolile mani xenophobic kanje Magwaza? Ama drugs wona?

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@Avy_Coleman Depends what you're tryna achieve. If you wanna wreck the car hlehla.

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@Coinvo She aged 50 years as soon as the meat supply was cut!

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@JohnCena Who wrote this?!

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@TheDamiForeign You're marrying a worm?

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@IfunanyaDelilah The craziest thing is that the best actor is the one who's been dead for 20 years

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@BafanaSurprise Lomtwana kodwa uyajampisa ukuth i kwerekwere. They not like us😆

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@FearedBuck That's the mother of all herpes

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Nigga swapped one reptile for another!

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In 1989, a Costa Rican fisherman named Gilberto “Chito” Shedden rescued a crocodile that had been shot in the head. After nursing the crocodile back to health, Chito released it back into the wild.

But to his surprise, the next day, the crocodile, whom he had named "Pocho," followed him home and ended up sleeping on his porch.

The crocodile kept returning, and over time, Chito began training Pocho. Slowly, they developed a deep bond that lasted a lifetime.

For over twenty years, Chito swam with Pocho in the river near his home, often at night. They would play, talk, and share affectionate moments, with Chito hugging, kissing, and caressing the crocodile.

Chito's first wife left him because of the time he spent with Pocho, but he shrugged it off, saying he could always find another wife, but never another Pocho.

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@TYRISPRINT Have you ever heard of a full stop? Or as you Yanks say, period?

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@PopBase So today we woke up and just decided to lie. Unprovoked. Great!

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@MorbidKnowledge What reaction are you talking about?

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I call bullshit!

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@cowincrisis I call bullshit!

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@zoomafrika1 The sculpture's about a million times sexier with that rack! To be fair, if I made a sculpture of myself, it would be well hung.

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@NNyashaYessur Nyasha, as a Zimbabwean, you can marry as many Ghanaians, Nigerians or Somalis as your womb can take. We South Africans would be happy for you.

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Niphapha kabi Tebogo. How about you have some of these?:

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There's people who genuinely enjoy this???