RAF Fakenham

An unused RAF test station. FACT: Longest underground runway in the world 43nm. The Fakenham Test Pilot School is a paradoxical parody in words & imagery.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@elonmusk Captain space cock to the rescue... oops soz wrong convo 👽

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@SpaceX Or as we say in the trade BONER!

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

An #RAFFakenham follower has kindly informed us that RadarBuddy48 is "tracking" our classified test flights. As a result, we have done a thorough investigation. The Combined Canteen Command Centre (CCCC) has confirmed it was just a Chinese lantern, illuminated by marsh gasses.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@elonmusk Just wanted to chime in Elton, that funny business with the aircraft trackers. We hear you Musty. A few years back we had a similar issue.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@livewithnoregrt Electric shocks?

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@RAFBrizeNorton What great picture haven't seen a Fokker for quite some time. #swaffamchristmasmarket

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@Copywriting_Dad 666

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@Kyle_Theo2012 @the_knep @Treyarch I'd imagine based off the shite that is coming out of Treyarch that it'll be cack and freeze every 30 seconds regardless of how much time has gone into it. £70 down the shitter can't even play it due to all the BS freezing.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@LimitZGOD @Treyarch Maybe its time that the Zombie shit got released as a standalone? Never played it, don't want to play it stop filling up my PS5 with BS. No offence Zombie fans 😄

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@Treyarch Get the freezing shit patched now, its total w@nk on day one of Season 1 FFS @treyarch!

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@danterussopitt @CamMascara @Treyarch Amen to that always been BS when playing Dom or HP, everyone just pisses around getting their KD up, its total cock!

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@Votiax @Treyarch @BeenoxTeam Still freezing here (PS5) and I don't mean outside. Testers YOU'RE FIRED!

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@stncdrrafwitt @RAF_Wittering Is it appropriate for RAF personnel to wear hackable internet devices on their wrists? Seems like a massive oversight, GPS location and all that, I'd ban them. Stay safe.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@OpenreachHelp @OpenreachHelp Frazer I've just DM'd you following your question? However the response was:
I'm sorry, I couldn't understand that. Please choose from the below options

Do I need a code to further this chat? If you can see what I typed I'll leave it at that.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@OpenreachHelp Still waiting for an Openreach engineer to activate my superfast broadband, no broadband for 4+ weeks, open order on the line, never getting fixed, need help as @vodafone are useless and blame you for the delay.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@CIA Not got any proper work to do, like a bit of regime changing?

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@CallofDuty @Treyarch Shame your shitty tech guys can't stop it crashing on PS5. Too soon?

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@ManInStoke @mls_new @Treyarch Well said, its a POS and we paid for it - Treyarch worst game experience ever.

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@inatantkam18 @ManInStoke @mls_new @Treyarch Full stop thicko?

[RAF Fakenham @RAF_Fakenham]

@mls_new @Treyarch Fuck off you idiot, this is amateur hour PS5 its more buggy than a room rented by Nixon, sort it out useful knobs. 70 quid for a half baked piece of shit.