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I laugh at my own jokes & make loom band animals. I follow back. RTed by Dave Navarro and BBC Sherlock Holmes; one is a fictional character, not sure which one

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Some of you are walking a fine line between "self deprecating humour" and "a danger to themselves and others"

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Kids getting around it already, so I propose a foolproof age test for the Australian Social Media Ban.
When you log in, it says 6 _ ?
Most people will type 9, and proceed to log in.
Under 16s immediately type 7, with a hundred laugh emojis

[TechXDrop @TechXDrop]

if trump is dead i will give 500 dollars to anyone who likes and retweet this tweet

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@lilsflorals WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Ahh yes, Audible. Because I listened to the Pope's autobiography, I am also interested in Elon Musk and Boy George 😂
(I ADORE @BoyGeorge but it's an odd connection to make)

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LEARNER TIEN!!!!!!
OMFG THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MATCHES I'VE EVER SEEN
@StanSportAU @AustralianOpen

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I am loving the autobiography of Pope Francis. But I've seen Papa Francisco at the Vatican, and the audiobook would be much more like that if he read a paragraph, then a bunch of priests jumped up and translated it into different languages in real time

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@AngrishMusic @BarryKeoghan SAME

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Two young billionaires in the news this week.
Adrian Portelli goes on @TheBlock and drops $15M making everyone's dreams come true, and then raffles off the resort so some other Aussie battler becomes rich.
Jake Paul decides to fight an old man.

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@netflix Amanda Serrano was ripped off 💔

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Amanda Serrano was ripped off 💔

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A draw?!
Well this is bullshit, Mario Barrios won
😡😡😡

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@AJ_BHAFC Did you get Melbourne or Sydney?

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@Ticketmaster this douchebag is already scalping Melbourne tickets before Sydney has even gone on sale. Please cancel their tickets 😁

[ChrisBaronSmith @ChrisBaronSmit1]

Colbert Late Show - “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, 4-0! Happy 40th to The People’s Prince and the most distinguished drinking buddy, Prince Harry. #Colbert.”

#PrinceHarryturns40 #HappyBirthdayPrinceHarry 🎉👑

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@MC_IBTimesSG This is genuinely sad. Dave Navarro stays calm and actually looks worried about Perry Farrell. Hope he gets help 🙏

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@philipnitschke @MailOnline Hello Dr Nitschke. I haven't thought about you in years but this came up in my newsreel, and I just wanted to say you're an angel. I never really got over how the government overturned the NT legislation. I'm glad Switzerland 🇨🇭 is more progressive. You're an Aussie hero 🥰🇦🇺

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@jk_rowling No spoilers but please tell us that Shanker is making an appearance?? 🙏

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Things That Annoy Me:
The Olympics events Discus Throw and Javelin Throw.
It used to just be Discus and Javelin, why did they add the word Throw!!!
Did they think some numpty was going to Roll his Discus? Or try the Javelin Kick?

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Every morning I see this billboard when stopped at the lights on my way to work. Overjoyed to see it again today 🥇
#GOLD    @AUSOlympicTeam