LOL HAHA XD!!

the word is the antecedent event of the universe

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[Zach Reger @zachreger18]

Buddy hit a parlay but didn’t share it in the group chat https://t.co/QGcUdia5yJ

[Neet @neet_sol]

Not in Employment, Education, or Training.

[scryo @scryocat]

discord has given us the e-cuck chair for even more immersive e-sex

[Naz @nazbowling102]

My 28 year old brother, who has never worked a real job and still lives with his parents, started talking about the "secret to inner peace" and my mother started crying

[ian @ianthefato]

como eu tava no cuzinho dela um dia antes dela dizer que tava confusa e nao sabia o que queria

[𝑭𝒅𝒆𝒛 @fdezcfc]

Cuando le detectan cancer testicular a tu amigo y te rapas los huevos para mostrar respeto

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[小小虫 @meidaguodoudou]

我表白得到的回复：

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

🗣️: “Bro, anime is peak”

The anime:

[cateila @cateilaa]

this new wuwa rythym game

[Tsuki 🩵 @TsukiWooki]

when ur hb tells u he cant play cuz hes gonna stream to his girl so u put on an egirl pfp and start spamming him while hes streaming.

[♱ HAOLE ♱ @DegenHaole]

I’M NOT ADDICTED TO GAMBLING

I’M ADDICTED TO HOPE

[癒しのお届け便 📦【動物】 @Bakutan_bot1]

蛇のおもちゃにご飯食べさせようとする猫、個人的に2025年で一番好き

[17th Chariot @MistaManny]

This man has been sitting outside my door since I got in from the gym. He lucky I couldn’t find a lighter fast enough

[8cm @8cm_80mm]

とんでもない格好ドヴァキン

[☆ @mnhyl_]

topics to avoid when speaking w me:
fut*re
l*ve life
academ*cs
dr*ver's l*cense

[sillybillydillydally🪻 @buffoonery_a]

loml (lesson of my life)

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed