Rafay Rahman

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Shahbaz and Asim Munir saving #WorldWar3. Modi planning Dharunder 3

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Acha chalte hain hum, dua’on main yaad rakhna.

#PAKvSL

[Hamza Azhar Salam @HamzaAzhrSalam]

Sipping single malt on Saturday nights, you’d think Pakistan is doing better than ever. 67 crore Lambos, flashy weddings, defence deals, diplomatic wins, you name it. Just look at DHA Raya, look at the cars, the restaurants, the vibes, land cruisers don’t mean anything anymore, even G Wagons don’t tilt heads. Whisky flows like rivers in private parties, bunch a people doing lines on the side, it’s not even taboo anymore. 20k a gram. A single gram. No problem for Pakistan’s elite, as long as we can party harder. But we’re not happy, not satisfied underneath the Macallan’s buzz. It’s like something’s wrong, it doesn’t feel right. There’s an emptiness we can’t really place unless we look deeper. Did you know Pakistanis are eating less? Our fellow countrymen, the faces we see when we’re passing through our busy lives, the ones who smile though they have nothing. They’re not eating enough meat, not drinking enough milk. For some 20k a gram makes sense, 40k a bottle means nothing but for many 200 rupees for flour is difficult, a litre of milk is out of the question. One in four Pakistanis now suffer from food insecurity, up from 16% in 2018. So it’s getting better for a few, getting much worse for many. Some have added Wagyu and Angus steaks to their diets, others have completely removed beef and mutton. No reservations available at nice Japanese restaurants on the weekends and long queues anywhere anyone distributes free food, even if it’s just bread, people would wait hours for free bread. So yes, Pakistan is winning, we’re fighting the battles that matter, but we are also losing, terribly, consequentially, just don’t let the single malt fool you.

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Someone’s mother died, someone’s baby died. Would it be pure bliss if they were yours?

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

11 seconds of pure bliss. This is India’s biggest, deepest non-war military action against Pakistan.

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

2007 ODI WC Pakistan did not qualify for semis
2007 T20 WC: Pakistan lost final
2009 T20 WC: Pakistan won the final

2022 T20 WC: Pakistan lost the final
2023 ODI WC: Pakistan did not quality for semis
2024: T20 WC: Pakistan winning the final?

#T20WorldCup

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

What a moment in the #IUvPZ match tonight. Colin Munro hugs the ball-boy after he takes a blinder on the boundary. Moments like these can change a young boy’s life.

Well done @manuz05 @IsbUnited

#HBLPSL9 #PSL9 #cricket #PSL2024 @PeshawarZalmi

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Who was this Varun Dhawan sitting next to @aliktareen?

#PSL2024

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Apnay Abbay ko samjha pehlay

[Ali Khan Tareen @aliktareen]

Today’s judgment sets a terrible and unacceptable precedent. It must be overturned!

We must all stand to protect women’s dignity and rights.

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

What a session of Test cricket in the #AusvWI #IndvsEng Test matches!

[Abdullah @michaelscottfc]

We live in a country where a charitable cancer hospital's ads were banned from PTV due to political reasons, by two times Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto.

also not everything is about you or your Bhutto.

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Aaj pooray Pakistan ne dil se India ko support kiya tha ☺️

[Virrender Sehwag @virendersehwag]

Pakistan ki khaas baat hai ki jis team ko Pakistan support karti hai, woh team Pakistan ki tarah khelne lagti hai 😂.
Sorry Sri Lanka.

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Karma is a bitch.

@IrfanPathan

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Jajbe ke bachay, he was injured for most of the time

[Virrender Sehwag @virendersehwag]

What an innings by Fakhar Zaman, by far Pakistan’s best batter. Which brains kept him on the bench for the best part of the tournament, God knows.
Protein ki bhi kami nahin, jajbe ki bhi . #NZvsPak

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

What’s the future of Shadab Khan and Mohammad Nawaz in the upcoming World Cup matches?

#AskThePavilion

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Shadab and Nawaz need to be benched ASAP.

#IndvsPak

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

Your birth was also a blunder

[Kamran Akmal @KamiAkmal23]

Not Batting first after winning toss in Colombo ….Is a BLUNDER 🤷‍♂️ #IndiavsPak #AsiaCup2023

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

LOL @IrfanPathan this tweet is going to fuck you up on Sept 10th. Just get ready. 😊

[Irfan Pathan @IrfanPathan]

Bahot saare Padosiyon ke TV bach gaye aaj;)

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

@Bokhari26 @vikrantgupta73 Yeah, I saw that. Mr Vikrant ko thora hausla rakhna chahiye. Probably doesn't know Pakistanis are late everywhere :)

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

There were at least 25,000 people in the crowd for a match on a working day. Kya scene hai @vikrantgupta73 ?

[Vikrant Gupta @vikrantgupta73]

Disappointing to see Asia Cup opening in front of just a few hundred spectators in Multan. Very disappointing
#AsiaCup23 #AsiaCup #PAKvNEP

[Rafay Rahman @RafayRahman]

They reached the moon and we are still stuck on “ThE tEA iS fAnTAsTiC”