Raging Blond

filterless and pantyfree!

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

I gave my email to my mother's friend. Now the woman sends me joke emails E-V-E-R-Y day. *smh* I should have known better....

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

You know what's worse than having a big fat public #autistic meltdown in public? Having one in public in front of people who you hate. damn.

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Why would someone walk across a crowded room to be mean to me TO MY FACE? Don't they know that's what twitter is for? #spermburpingbitch

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

@mommywantsvodka Cutting is supposed to make you feel better (ask a teen).I tried it. Apparently it's supposed to be yourself, dh was pissed

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

My mother has a new lap dog. She treats that sh!t-eater better than she did any of her 4 kids or 4 husbands. *smh*

[Your Life Coaches @LIFECOACHERS]

Fudge everything. Details an precision are for assholes.

[noog @noog]

My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted.

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

85 days until school starts. FML.

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

right now, I hate everyone. #whereisthevodka

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@Ms_Peep bahahahaha!!!

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I love hearing stories about autistic kids w/ amazing splinter skills. But I can't help being disappointed that Issy's is WWF boxing #autism

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*flashing b@@bs* @rickspringfield because I don't have many perky years left...

[Your Life Coaches @LIFECOACHERS]

Facebook the SHIT outta your cat today.

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

I'm not sure if I'm sore from a 5 mile walk yesterday or 5 minutes of 'business time' last night. Either way, I'm inexcusably outta shape..

[juicymorsel @juicymorsel]

Don't try to impress me with talk of your sexual prowess. I've seen you try to parallel park.

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

Getting a little nervous about summer with my #autistic daughter. Completely unrelated.... Does anyone know where to buy vodka wholesale?

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@jillsmo and for songs that have sounds of sirens so when I'm driving I clinch thinking it's the fuzz...

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Someone explain to my dh that just because I LOVE this book, it doesn't mean I want to be spanked. Well, by him. #50shades <--can spank me!

[Raging Blond @Ragingblond]

It's so disappointing when I introduce myself as 'Mrs. Robinson' to college age men and they don't get it.... *sigh*