𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥.

the fourth smartest man in the universe.

english only. lewd and non lewd portrayal.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐃𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑.
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴀᴋᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ ʜᴜʟᴋ.
⠀ ⠀ ʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏᴘ / sᴇʟғɪsʜ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ɢᴏ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗛����𝗡 𝗜 𝗚𝗢 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡.

[𝗝𝗢𝗡-𝗘𝗟. @_KENTSON]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ son of superman
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⠀ corn-fed. hung. probably stronger than you.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ versatile with a top lean.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 💬 ] hmm. should i also write jon kent here?
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 💬 ] what bruce needs right now tbh.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] you're telling me you've fucked aliens before and you can't take me whole? i'm a little disappointed, @gxlacticlord.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

[ 💬 ] why not ...

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] good girl, @celestialplaps.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] tsk, tsk tsk ... what a mess, @HXUNDING.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] the number of men that bruce would allow to fuck him is small and can be counted by hand. rarer still are the once he would ride with vigor.

@YGGDRASILPLAPS is certainly one of them.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] oh, jesus fuck! you need to calm down, @surefirethwips. there's more where that came from. just give me a minute to rest.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] @ofthiwipparker ... good boy. i think peter found his role when i'm working. you're not so insufferable when you're on your knees, huh?
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] bruce certainly didn't expect @Himbo_Merc to take all of him in one go. but perhaps that is a testament to the level of discipline men like him go through for umbrella.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀but now he's curious what else this merc can do ...
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] if you looked at it long enough that
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀i noticed, that's not a glance, your highness.
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[𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑆𝐸𝐴𝑆 @submar1n3ruler]

Ha. Humble yourself.

I was not gazing at it, I simply glanced at it.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] my eyes are up here, darling.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀the humble and unassuming gamma physicist.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

[ 💬 ] will actually do some writing tomorrow since im off work. <3

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀the humble and unassuming gamma physicist.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

[ 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌 2. ]

[ 🥃 ] joe fixit. the real protector of the system. will not front unless bruce is in absolute mental distress.

[ 😈 ] devil hulk. he will not front unless bruce dies. then he will take over the body and ... wreck havoc.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨����𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐃𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑.
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴀᴋᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ ʜᴜʟᴋ.
⠀ ⠀ ʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏᴘ / sᴇʟғɪsʜ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ɢᴏ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗛����𝗡 𝗜 𝗚𝗢 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

[ 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌 1. ]

[ 🔬 ] bruce banner. the host body. the one you will most likely see and meet.

[ ☢️ ] hulk. unlike before, bruce and hulk have a better relationship now. bruce can simply tap and call onto hulk if he needs to hulk out.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ [ 🔬 ] you would think after you
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀already ruined [ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ's ] ass for
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀messing around while he works, they
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀had learned their lesson ...
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀well ... he doesn't mind teaching it
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀again ᐟ

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗘 𝗜𝗧.
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