Ragtag Romantics

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Yeezies is someone...

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How much weed would you have to smoke to get your midichlorians stoned?

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.@realDonaldTrump ur skin looks like beef jerker and not even the good kind

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Noon brunch at Denny's in Austin.
Load in is at three in Dallas.

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*long silence in the van while listening to Sheryl Crow*

Master Driver Chase: "You ever get road head from the driver?"

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It means a lot of stuff probably. Metaphors and shit, you know.
@BeckShepherd1

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You remember when our hero, Drake Bell, cracked the orange rhyme code with door hinge?

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.@realDonaldTrump shut up you swollen, tangerine-colored scrote

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.@realDonaldTrump and what is ur chin tho

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.@realDonaldTrump i bet u got fake hair under that hair

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"I want you harden my poops until I can shoot them out my butt to destroy other realities."
@BeckShepherd1

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.@realDonaldTrump u a butthole.

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"Stupid alcohol, making my memory not a super memory!"

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You'll find out who your friends are if you shit everywhere.

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You gotta lead by example. Just look at Gandhi or Buddher.

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Eagle point? It's not even eagle country.

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I love Texas so much.

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Yall take care now. People 'round here are fuckin' weird.

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You gotta take the 287 till yall hit decaayter. Then your gunna hang a left and then just haul ass till you hit Denton.

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Oh look it's Ronald McReagan.