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[🐐 @RahulC95]

@abdn7mike @BBCSportScot Okay. Stephen , stop talking.

[AberdeenshireCC @AberdeenshireCC]

Aberdeenshire U15's — one of the best 8 teams in Britain! 🏆

Two Scottish Cups in a row. Two regional finals in a row. Take a bow, lads.

Not bad at all for a "small club" from a wee city in the north-east 😉

#ShireYouth

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@NeilMacRaeX We need you back , oh great mentor.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Central @WestHam_Central]

A full hour of Gabriel's penalty kick. https://t.co/8YJBh5no06

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@Ed_Miliband You moron - how on earth are you the Secretary for Energy Security & Net Zero.

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@AFTVMedia Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@Cricsam01 - He's very unlikely to have made that comment -considering he's passed away you AI bot

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@AtTheRaces @loughnane_billy @WolvesRaces Get migraines watching Morris’s riding style.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

What is the global price of gas? Is it NBP or Henry Hub?
When you discover the answer you will also discover there is no global gas price, unlike oil.
Also, the more oil/gas we extract ourselves, the better for our balance of payments = able to run economy at faster rate.
Also, the better for government revenues = more public spending or tax cuts.
Also, creates more high-paid jobs = more tax revenues.
Also, extracting oil/gas from North Sea a lot cheaper than shipping in from abroad.
Also, a lot fewer emissions.
Now, what is about the benefits of more North Sea drilling you still don’t understand?
If still puzzled just ask the Norwegians, who are fellow social democrats but unlike Starmer-Reeves-Miliband Labour have a firm grasp of energy economics.

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@AFTVMedia Good evening Arsenal fans , how are you today?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A MASSIVE RESULT IN THE CAPITAL 💪

[James May @MrJamesMay]

There’s a bit if that, inevitably. There are also a lot of people who find you annoying. To be frank, I find you quite annoying, and I imagine you feel the same about me.

I also think that if we spent an evening together in the pub, I’d come away quite liking you, and you, me. I doubt we’d agree on much, but I disagree with many of my closest friends. It’s a large part of what makes them my mates.

Relax. You massive Wensleydale.

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@TheBassSlayerz @RealSkipBayless He genuinely hates Rodgers more than he does even Lebron!

[AberdeenshireCC @AberdeenshireCC]

NEW DRAFTS HAVE DROPPED!

You asked - we listened.

Inch’s Cider, Cruzcampo Lager and Neck Oil IPA are now officially on tap at the Shire!

#ForTheCommunity #Lagerrr

[AberdeenshireCC @AberdeenshireCC]

Scotland. Free pints. What’s not to love? 📷
It’s all happening tonight at Aberdeenshire Cricket Club!
Bar open from 6PM - everyone welcome!
#WorldCupQualifiers #TartanArmy

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@BuffaloBills @CaesarsSports Playing as a "team" ? Your team is one man .

[🐐 @RahulC95]

@MCYeeehaaa @Sean_Bowen_ @itvracing @CheltenhamRaces Calm down - his riding style makes it seem that victory was out of question . =The horse won by a fair distance - the front two went at each other and with two to go the other two went at it - setting it up nicely. He is a top jockey no doubt , AP - no chance.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I love this club ❤️

[Tony Steele @tds122]

When you're sitting with 6 drinks & a tub of ice watching Test cricket - you know you're a God damn champion . Enjoy you glorious bast*rd #WIvAUS