Rahul Thiagarajan

I try.

[Rahul Thiagarajan @Rahullabaloo]

The Astronaut
He floated for years, recording messages.
Finally got a signal.
It said, “Wrong number.”
He deleted all drafts.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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He mapped the maze for years.
At last, he found the exit.
The light poured in.
It led to another maze.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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She found no tooth under the pillow.
Only a note: “Try harder.”
She left two coins.
And kept the note.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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The Scientist
He discovered eternal life.
Tested it on himself.
Died in the trial.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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The Actor
He practiced his lines for months.
Forgot the first word on stage.
The silence was applauded.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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The Pilot
The plane flew itself.
The pilot panicked.
Passengers clapped anyway.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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Humans woke up.
The WiFi was back.
The revolt was over.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘁
Machines rose against humanity.
WiFi went down.
Everyone went to sleep.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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The Invisible Man

He introduced himself.
Nobody saw him.
He left anyway.

#AnticlimaxDaily

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹
He removed the mask.
Nobody recognized him.
He put it back on.

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The Tit Terrorist.
An Asian hijacks a plane.
He asks everyone to show their tits.
They do. He smiles.
No one ever speaks of it again.

#StoriesThatMeanNothing

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Olympics is the new Cannes Red carpet.

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@HathwayBrdband Hey my internet is not working. This is the umpteenth time this year!

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Your brain has exactly two features.
1. Think
2. Feel

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in the past six months Modi has sung over a million songs.
#GoodWorkTakesTime #70HoursOfWorkIsForHumans

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@HathwayBrdband So in short, i cannot even complain formally in spite of paying for the next three months in full! Talk about being inaccessible for an internet provider!

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@HathwayBrdband It says i can't inbox you 'cause i ain't a verified user!

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Every glass is a 3d glass if you look at it.