Rahul Ramrakhiani

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

[Jofra Archer @JofraArcher]

Kiwis match fixing?

[Bishan @Bishanberi]

Abe saale teri bua ka yaar tha kya kal raat se ro raha lugaai ki tarah

[🎣 #RaphinhaBalonDor2027 @n0thatdeep]

suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication

[Rahul Ramrakhiani @RahulR2104]

@ImTanujSingh Y 666

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem.
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem.
Muslims living with Christians = Problem.
Muslims living with Jews = Problem.
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha’is = Problem.
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem.
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem.
Muslims living with Muslims = Big Problem.

This led to:
They’re not happy in Gaza.
They’re not happy in Egypt.
They’re not happy in Libya.
They’re not happy in Morocco.
They’re not happy in Iran.
They’re not happy in Iraq.
They’re not happy in Yemen.
They’re not happy in Afghanistan.
They’re not happy in Pakistan.
They’re not happy in Syria.
They’re not happy in Lebanon.
They’re not happy in Nigeria.
They’re not happy in Kenya.
They’re not happy in Sudan.

Where are they happy?

They’re happy in Australia.
They’re happy in England.
They’re happy in Belgium.
They’re happy in France.
They’re happy in Italy.
They’re happy in Germany.
They’re happy in Sweden.
They’re happy in the USA and Canada.
They’re happy in Norway and India.

They’re happy in almost every country that is not Islamic.

Whom do they blame? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves.

They blame the countries they are happy in.

They want to change the countries they’re happy in to be like the countries they came from, where they were unhappy.

[Nakuul ~ @Na_kuul]

BREAKING NEWS: Garam Masala (2005) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time
#AkshayKumar

[Rahul Ramrakhiani @RahulR2104]

@PalakRana__ Rahul

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

USA corporates make Indians stay awake late night to work in their time zone.

USA cricket team keeping entire India awake late night to watch cricket.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

Hardik Pandya is going to give us Naveen ul Haq level of entertainment this year.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

When I was 25, Piyush Chawla was 35. Now I am 35, and Piyush Chawla is still 35.

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

Travis Head 29 ka tha isliye Jane diya, 31 ka hota to team mein hota: Dhoni bhai

[best girl @awkdipti]

husbands on honeymoon

[Rahul Ramrakhiani @RahulR2104]

Question to the legendary Wasim Akram,You call it think tank or the management or the entourage with players. Infrastructure will not change basic fielding of the https://t.co/xVRn2tSxW9 can fielding be so sub standard ?#AskThePavilion

[Sachin Tendulkar @sachin_rt]

My friend, aap ka advice follow kiya aur sab kuch billlkoool THANDA rakha….😋

[Rahul Ramrakhiani @RahulR2104]

Reminds me of @virendersehwag and akash chopras partnership and this is not even a test match.#INDvsAFG #BCCI #hitman .@ImRo45 is the GOAT

[Rishabh Srivastava @AskRishabh]

Pak team asked umpire to stop the play because they felt some rain drops on their face. Umpire told them that it's tears.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

One Damaad ji beating another Damaad ji.

#IndiavsPak

[Rahul Ramrakhiani @RahulR2104]

@BCCI No Joginder Sharma...Shame

[Rahul Ramrakhiani @RahulR2104]

If this is how experienced players play.Kohli and Sharma should retire. Let a young Indian team fail and learn .#INDvsPAK

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Hardik Pandya after every match