The absolute state of @Spotify support:
Me> Your service won't send me email anymore, I can't login...
Them> LOL MAKE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS JUST 4 US
Me> I'd rather not, any other ideas?
Them> *silently closes ticket* Give us feedback!
Me> Hey, this sucks!
Them>
Oi, @netflix ... Your "are you still watching" bullshit has gotten ridiculous. I already pay you far too much for the tired and stale background noise you produce. Stop making me click buttons for it every 20 minutes.
It's a clear indication of @Twitch 's goals when titty streamers can "accidentally" show their legally-questionable privates on stream and only take 4 hour bans, but a scientific experiment such as #watchmeforever eats 14 days for 20 seconds of spicy stand-up comedy...
Why is it during the approach of the Two-Thousandth-and-Twenty-Third-Year-of-Our-Lord does the @Apple version of the @Google Chrome icon have a white box around it? Adding @ChromiumDev as well for hints?
Hello @ASUS_ROG and @CORSAIR .. I'm an adult male in my late 30s. I would like to buy your overpriced performance products without RGB. I'm tired of having a lazer light show every time I reboot my PC. I don't want 12 apps to control each bus. Help?
You know your fullscreen 4:3 aspect ratio on the latest build of the FireTV app is broken, right @TwitchDev ? @TwitchSupport@Twitch I mean, what even is QA, amirite?
Why was #Heardle 's simplicity such a threat to you @Spotify that you had to immediately disable "Copy to clipboard" as a share option? You disgust me.