Porcus Maximus

Neon Knight

Conformity is not morality. Consensus is not truth.

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@RalphInUEFA I think concentrating on the technical aspects of Russball led to fitness being neglected. How many late goals did we concede? If LCFC address that they'll be a good promotion bet.

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@FlynnJonas2 There are always non-stories in the break. Normally "Player X being tracked by Everton/West Ham". This time the hack scum have a different angle.

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@TheStatsSaint THB - King of shithousery
Scienza - Will only get better
Jander- Absolute destroyer
Azaz- Best lazy player in the league
Charles - Match winner when he's on form

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@KathrynPorter26 @martinmccluskey Sun, wind etc may be the answer in a future where technological advances can compensate for their obvious shortcomings. But to stop using our current reliable energy sources before then for nothing more than idealogical reasons is pure madness.

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@Saints_Mike7167 Perm? You mean he's going to look like Shilton too?

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@HurlockReport Am I wrong to snigger at references to murdering Elton John's back catalogue?

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@Sam__SFC I'd like to see everyone in the Northam waving iphones at visiting managers

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@SaintsExtra @talkSPORT You'd think he'd want more than one season in the PL

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@stocksandsants Once, twice, three times a loser Middlesbrough are getting quite hysterical.

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@archer_rs It never takes long to get to the bottom line of "everybody who disagrees with me is an idiot".

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@AllSaintsnews98 Being able to turn a profit is always a good back up to finding the perfect synthesis between manager and team. Be nice if we didn't need the back up.

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@rossutb88 Unless they have to qualify first

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@RobSummerfield1 They originally asked Middlesbrough, but then they found out they'd have to qualify.

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@DaveThroup So what caused the previous record high?

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@archer_rs Low 30s on the Med. Who'd have thought. Temperature sensor on concrete next to jet engines at Heathrow reads high. Ditto

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@HurlockReport Makes you wonder what Cortese would have done.

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@RobaFett1898 Stop bleating and get out in the sun while your ankle tag lets you

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@mattletiss7 Boro are probably worried they'll have to qualify for that too

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@robbiemustoe Who'd have thought?

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@TheSaintCentre Burnley, The New Burnley, or Athletico Croydon. What a dazzling choice.