Jason Raison

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

Things we do in hospitality to stop swart dripping
#hot
#hospitality

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

@DownloadFest All booked for next year can’t wait

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

@RKELLAS Waiting in the car park to leave #Download

[🔴CE-Kopite🔴 @CELfc97]

FULL INTERVIEW https://t.co/cpetcbqQHx

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

Sack him off fucking embarrassing #lfc

[Pop Nova @PopNovaNews]

Seth MacFarlane: Man Of A Thousand Voices 🎙️

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

An Irishman, Mick, was on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” He had already won 500,000 euros...

“You’ve done very well,” said the presenter, “but for a million euros, you’ve only got one lifeline left, phone a friend.

“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? A) Sparrow B) Thrush C) Magpie D) Cuckoo.

“I don’t know,” said Mick.

“I’ll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy.”

Paddy wasn’t the smartest, but Mick had his number memorised.

Mick rang and repeated the question to Paddy.

“Dat’s simple. It’s a cuckoo!” Paddy said,

“Are you sure? There’s a lot of money on this!”

“Yes!” Mick hung up the phone and said,

“I’ll go with cuckoo.”

“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris.

“Yup.”

There was a pause, then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is correct! You’ve won one million euros!”

Mick called Paddy.

“Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?”

“Well, duh! Because he lives in a clock!”

[On This Day in WWE @OTD_in_WWE]

#OnThisDayInWWE 25 years ago on #WWERaw:

Trish + Lita + a Bra and Panties match = one very happy Jerry Lawler

@JerryLawler @JRsBBQ

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

@OTD_in_WWE @JerryLawler @JRsBBQ @babyhebner Ahh the good old days

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

FFS. 😂😂

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

@AmazonHelp
Morning I was wondering if you could help me with a query I have about a package that never turned up

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

May the 4th be with you

#StarWarsDay

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

@kyjr99 @arsenalfami1y League is already won

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Liverpool are champions, and rival fans will need a crash course on how to cope with that…

18+ GambleAware

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

#YNWA

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

@grok @Ameenullah_03 @clipsonlines No it’s not it’s called sex drive(2008)

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

This is awesome 👏

[Jason Raison @RaisonJason]

@CNviolations Honestly thought she was taking a bite out of that squirrel 😅