RajWords

These are things we hear Raj say at work.

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"But you should see the adult model UN ragers we throw" #workingonasaturdaythings

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Guest Quote: Javad - 'that's how weenies spit' #launchthings

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'I saw 311 there, thats when I had my teeth smashed through my face' #rajwords

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"It's not like civil rights high pressure"

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"The thing that makes the neck beard...is the neck beard" #justrajthings

[Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs]

"I can kill your husband.... for a price"

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Chinchillas = Guatemalan Breakfast Rats #rajdictionary #justrajthings

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"In my old car, the bagpipes I had in my trunk were stolen and replaced with a bag of dog shit." #justrajthings

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"My buoys are slimy" #justrajthings

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"My sister probably has PTSD because of me, nilla wafers, and the x files" #justrajthings

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"So something occurred to me while I was watching Baywatch yesterday" #JustRajThings

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"I've been in shock before when I was shot" - "You were shot?" - "Yeah, by my Grandma's boyfriend."

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"I don't like that Blade Club in New York because they use fake blood instead of real blood" - Raj

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"Javad, you wanna go shopping? I need to go to the leather store." #justrajthings

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"I had a coon skin cap and that's what I wore to visit the Alamo" - Raj Wednesday 13th 10:15am.